im trying to aliven’t

Snowman over fire

Person- What are you doing?

Snowman (while over a fire)- im trying to aliven’t

by BugEPB May 20, 2023

im so horny

this is a phrase that no female will ever say to you dumbfuck

person 1: hey mommy
person 2: *dials 911
person 1: *gets raped by for mexicans in a truck
person 2: joins in the action
person 1: im so horny

by nanometer defeater November 27, 2023

im going to stab you to death

a threat where a person is telling another that they are going to fatally stab them

"im going to stab you to death"
"rude of you"

by rb ryan December 11, 2024

im gonna kms

TF U THINK IT MEANS

“im gonna kms”
“no don’t. trust me there’s people that actually care about u”
“name them”
“uhh..umm”
“that’s right dummeh”
*ods*

by yo shii January 23, 2024

im goin barnacles

When you pop your shit and the hoes are not, perchance, ready

"It's the way I pop my shit, the hoes not ready, im goin barnacles" - Carti

by Real_Bajesh March 7, 2024

Im dead

Expression of something being so shocking you think its a dream and or finding something extremely funny

Nahh brooooo, im dead

by ImZenoh April 12, 2023

im that fluffy

the user name of the biggest asshat on the internet

Fuck of im that fluffy

by sternypickle January 12, 2018