Micro sized human

A male 5”8’ or shorter described in a non appealing way, by a woman 5”9’ or taller

“I couldnt hit that because he was a micro sized human....”

by Iamtaller September 21, 2019

super human satchle

A satchle in which one can store various lethal weapons

Much like the Arch of the Covinent, the super human satchle contains power which the human race cannot comprehend...

by Devon-Ryan-Tim January 30, 2007

Eiffel Human Centipede

A sex position, similar to an Eiffel tower, but with 3 girls in the middle. It could either be a fully poly orgy, or simply 2 couples with an HBB (hot bi bitch) in the center of it.

"How about this, we have a 5-some but you won't fuck my chick and I won't fuck your chick. We would just have that extra chick in the middle of everything. Then we can high-5 with everything in the middle of it. It'd be like an Eifel Tower, but with a human centipede in the center. An Eiffel human centipede."

by Absentlung September 16, 2019

Garbage in human form

Similar to human garbage, but the difference is that a garbage in human form is in essence a garbage that's pretending to be a human, while human garbage is a human whose worth is about the same as a garbage.

Kitten A: Sally didn't feed us for 3 days. She's such a human garbage!
Kitten B: No, she's a garbage in human form.

Kitten A: what's the difference?
Kitten B: Read urban dictionary.

by Gaga2015 November 11, 2019

human fecal matter

Shit from humans

This morning, i found human fecal matter on my side of the bed.

by gogojohnny April 24, 2022

Human Meat Container

Why the fuck are you looking this up

Why are you looking up "Human Meat Container" on urban dictionary. What is wrong with you

by MindLockAERO September 11, 2023

trans-human organism

The "humans" you see walking around aimlessly on their phones, or those who are in the "tech trap." They live in sort of a martix, seeing value in fabricated occurances such as getting a like on instagram. This is part of an agenda to transform humans to robots. "The matrix was a documentary"- Keanu Reeves

Fortnite, instagram posts, and snapchat stoires are favorites of the trans-human organisms.

by Morpheus Ho Eklelegmenos Mou June 12, 2018