Peripheral hotness

When someone looks hot out of the corner of your eye, but as soon as you get a good look at them you realize how ugly they are.

“What do you think of that new girl in our class”
“Idk dude she’s got peripheral hotness she’s too ugly to directly look at”

by Speed-weed69 February 4, 2020

Hot Sick

adj. Barf, puke, throw up, up chuck, ralph

That meal you cooked looks like hot sick. Oh man, that fart you laid smells like hot sick. That drunk b!tch threw up and is covered in hot sick.

by MegaZine August 31, 2013

Hot nap

When you say you’re going for a nap but you’re actually going to masturbate.

Oh I had a hot nap earlier, feeling much better!

by BBB1979 September 19, 2021

Hot as water

when something is really fucking cool

"dude that shirt is hot as water, where'd you get it?"

by barbie2cute August 30, 2018

hot splash

When the semen (cum) of a man inside partner finally gives way to a wet panty mess

Damn, I just had a hot splash.... You should have pulled out!

by S3xninja July 1, 2017

Hot Smear

A never ending ass wipe job. No matter how many wipes, the paper still is smeared. It’s undaunting. One never really feels fully clean after a hot smear.

My ass is all itchy today. I had a Hot smear this morning and haven’t feel right since.

After two rolls of toilet paper, I have up on my Hot smear.

I had a Hot smear this morning and wound up with a skid mark this afternoon. I really need to make better dietary choices.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

hot slaw

Hot slaw is the erotic act of performing "doggy style" sex, pulling out immediately before achieving orgasm, and spraying the ejaculate in your partner's hair and mixing it around.

Gave the old lady the hot slaw last night, and she was still cleaning it out of her hair before work this morning.

by fugioud August 28, 2015