sandy hook vibes

when that one kid gives you school shooter vibes

You: Yo that kid is sus huh
Me: Yeah he gives me sandy hook vibes

You: wdym
Me: like he's gonna pop a cap in the schools ass

by yesh-a_aron December 4, 2018

jenna hook

Falls for ugly people and thinks they are super hot.... has terrible taste in guys....

Omfg Jenna hook is gonna fall for it again.

by Jkxjdjdndndndjdhd April 18, 2018

Hook

A word often used by the youth of Melbourne (13-17) meaning a long make out session (around 30-70 seconds) with additional touching people will usually brag about hooking.

Scenario 1
Will: omg did you hook with her

Ben: no not yet

Scenario 2
Sophie: omg guess what

Emma: what
Sophie: me and Ben met up and hooked like 10 times

by Oml_jesusishere October 19, 2018

hook

used with australian youth to make out

“yeah me and her hooked at the party”

by ya head November 5, 2018

the hook

When you’re having sex, and your penis breaks perpendicularly.

I was having sex with a girl and I got the hook! It hurt a lot.

by MRBanter101 December 31, 2018

Captain hook

A dick that is curved like a hook

Wyatt zebert? Hell nah his name is captain hook

by Carterussell January 6, 2019

man door hand hook car door

Man Door Hand Hook Car door was the title of a 4chan post of somebody trying to tell a Creepypasta story.

man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.

by deepfriedshitposter June 3, 2018