by Timothius91 September 09, 2008
To shoot and hang yourself is a humorous reference to suicide, made by the absurd nature of killing yourself in two ways at once. Can also be used as a threat of murder (shooting) followed by a cover-up of suicide (hanging). Also humourous, because it would very clearly not be suicide.
"I'll never give you my LED kitty headphones! You can pry them out of my cold, dead hands."
"That's what I *will* do after I shoot and hang you!"
"That's what I *will* do after I shoot and hang you!"
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You're coming tonight,right?
Yes, but I'm gonna do a dry hang.
How do you mean?
Mean I'm not gonna drink.
Yes, but I'm gonna do a dry hang.
How do you mean?
Mean I'm not gonna drink.
by Undina Vaga February 10, 2019