A grand day out

A dirty Mario 3 Athletic lyric dub which tells the story of an ecstatic hobo driving, raiding your house, and taking all your money while you sleep. It's lulzy as it is.

1: A grand day out slaps ass, yo!
2: Fo sure, my man!
1: DRIVING AND I'M SPEEDING AND I'M VIGOROUSLY MASTURBATING
2: SWERVING AND I'M SCREAMING AND I VIOLENTLY CUM!

by Senator Foreskin June 17, 2023

Grand

Saying something is a grand is pretty much like saying “that is not it”.

A Dud; a wrap; a grand.

Friend 1: “i’m so irritated that I’m the only friend in our group with kids”

Friend 2: “yeah girl, that shit is a grand”

Friend 1: “damn b* you didn’t have to say that….. but you’re right, this shit really is a grand”

by DaDon2Yall June 18, 2023

Grand Larceny

When 9 jacks you for yo shit.

Damn 9 just robbed him! (Grand Larceny)

by Johnathon Marshalis March 7, 2023

Grand Blanc East Middle School

Gbems, In grand blanc michigan is a fun little place filled with annoying ass people. All the girls are either weirdos, lululemon girls, or ghetto asf. Ur either super rich or super poor. And all the boys are weird af and ugly. We got pregnant 7th graders too, how? BC EVERYONES A HOE. too many ppl alr addicted to vaping and drinking n shit like yall are 13 calm down. The people at lunch are annoying af and the food tastes like shit. “Bacon sandwich” nigga tf thats not bacon its built like a piece of paper. If u go here i hate you a lot probably.

“Yeah im gonna start going to ems”

“WHY”
Grand Blanc East Middle School is a disgusting place.🫶🏼

by Juicypp March 15, 2023

Slap Happy Grand Pappy

An old man that loves to slap during sex.

(From Diary of a Wimpy Kid)

Jared: Oh, man. My dad's a Slap Happy Grand Pappy
Mike: Sorry to hear that.

by SeevaGooner March 28, 2023

Ariana Grande

Ariana Grande is a America singer

Ariana Grande is blazing cipher wifey

by Blazing chiper May 30, 2024

grand-putins

grandparents who are old and dying, and therefore have lost their filters as well as any flying fucks they might have given about how their words and actions affect others.

My grand-putins told me that I was touched as a child before they adopted me. What the actual fuck.

by schizodollz June 6, 2024