Got a turd in your pocket?

What you say when someone wrongfully assumes you will be included in an undesirable activity. Another way of saying "what do you mean we?"
Holly: "I told my cousin we would help him move this weekend."
Ramon: "Got a turd in your pocket?"
Holly: "Excuse me?"
Ramon: "You said 'we' so you must be referring to yourself and the turd in your pocket. I have plans this weekend."
by mlamson January 08, 2011
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i got 2 phones

used by little bitch boys to express their irritation at certain videos. usually on lgbt or feminist videos because they hate anyone who isn't a cishet man
random woman on tiktok: i just want men to take us seriously
the most boring man to ever walk the earth: i got 2 phones
by dannydevitoreal September 08, 2023
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A2M I Got Bitches

A very inappropriate but funny song made by the A2M Music group that describes how some random dude "got bitches".

"Ayo, what it is? Everybody report to the motha fuckin' dance floor, with they motha fuckin' drinks"
"I got Bitches!"
A2M I Got Bitches is the best!
by The Boi's May 05, 2021
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i got white

I got white means I got Molly, because Molly is a white drug.
Bruh I got White!! Ohh, you got that Molly. Let's pop it !!
by u.o.e.n.o. October 11, 2013
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I got your six

another way of saying "I've got you covered" or "I'm backing you up".

letting someone know that you'll be around to help out or protect them in any way you can.
"they don't know that this is a sting op and a major heat score is about to go down so you gotta keep your cool. don't worry G, we got your six."
by bonzai April 06, 2005
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a New Zealand expression used when someone thinks too highly of themselves compared to reality
you've got tickets on yourself don't you!
by hay.jenikke February 12, 2018
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got dat come back

when a female got some bomb pussy and keep the niggaz coming back for more.....
I got dat come back, i keeep them running back and they be loving that(mello key).
by Meecy Locc February 12, 2007
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