Describes a period of time when a friend is uncontactable due to being loved up with/holed up with/obsessed with a new girlfriend. Person becomes as isolated and uncontactable as if they were on a desert island.
'Have you heard from John?'
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He's not calling anyone back. Totally out of the loop'.
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He's not calling anyone back. Totally out of the loop'.
by epqb May 19, 2024
Get the Girlfriend Islandmug. (noun)
A sweetheart whose idea of “personal space” is as close as humanly possible, often resulting in a permanent sidekick for all indoor activities.
Exhibits a magnetic attraction to her significant other, with a tenacity that rivals the most determined koala in a eucalyptus tree.
Her penchant for proximity often emerges when her partner is in the zone, be it during a creative hobby or while unwinding with a favorite album.
A sweetheart whose idea of “personal space” is as close as humanly possible, often resulting in a permanent sidekick for all indoor activities.
Exhibits a magnetic attraction to her significant other, with a tenacity that rivals the most determined koala in a eucalyptus tree.
Her penchant for proximity often emerges when her partner is in the zone, be it during a creative hobby or while unwinding with a favorite album.
Trying to enjoy a quiet read while my velcro girlfriend is around is like trying to meditate in a parade — charming but challenging.
by BlueCat666 April 6, 2024
Get the velcro girlfriendmug. More than a situationship less than dating. Taking care of someone until they find their forever home, kinda like a foster pet. You get attached to them but you’ll be happy to see them find their person. Until then, you’re having a great time being friends but friends with benefits just feels not right for your relationship too.
“So are you and Jerry official yet? You’ve been together for 2 years now!” “No, I’m his foster girlfriend. I’m just taking care of him until he finds his forever home.”
by NicknameBickname February 28, 2025
Get the Foster Girlfriendmug. a very rare creature that 1 guy can only get 1 and there is a high risk of breaking up, it is also very hard to get a girlfriend because of another high risk that she won't like you.
real definition: a girl that you like and like you, but not married.
real definition: a girl that you like and like you, but not married.
by Will's girlfriend is Korean December 8, 2023
Get the girlfriendmug. I don’t have a girlfriend
by The new nuts July 31, 2022
Get the A girlfriendmug. A girlfriend is when you get free Affection, Belonging and Sex in exchange for Psychological/Mental damage. During the Relationship process the needs and charges increase and her boyfriend has to invest it to make it work. The longer the relationship is the more difficult it is to maintain. Additionally if her boyfriend fails to meet those needs, she will slightly fade over time and lose interest. Because of that, the boyfriend will suffer and develop Psychological issues for making all the effort that went nowhere.
All in all it can be said that the girlfriend never ever cherished the good things or regardless how amazing the guy was as long as he failed to meet her expectations and needs.
All in all it can be said that the girlfriend never ever cherished the good things or regardless how amazing the guy was as long as he failed to meet her expectations and needs.
The possible Issues and side effects are such as:
-Overthinking
-Depressive Episodes
-Sleeplessness
-Self-Doubt
-Lower Self-esteem
Boyfriend: ''Hey honey why are you starting to ignore and despise me? You hurt me so much with that behaviour =( . Please talk to me.''
Girlfriend: ''Oh no I am actually fine:)'' (short texts and answers)
2 months later she blocked him and left without a trace. One of her boyfriend's mate found out that she found someone better than him.
-Overthinking
-Depressive Episodes
-Sleeplessness
-Self-Doubt
-Lower Self-esteem
Boyfriend: ''Hey honey why are you starting to ignore and despise me? You hurt me so much with that behaviour =( . Please talk to me.''
Girlfriend: ''Oh no I am actually fine:)'' (short texts and answers)
2 months later she blocked him and left without a trace. One of her boyfriend's mate found out that she found someone better than him.
by Call of Duty Theme December 29, 2019
Get the Girlfriendmug. Ronnie girlfriend best celebrity ever she's gorgeous and is so sweet Ronnie really loves her and is way more better then every other human being
by Leinaswife<3 September 4, 2021
Get the ronnies girlfriendmug.