Lost as a ghost

When you find yourself completely and utterly lost, either geographically, intellectually, or emotionally. This phrase comes from the idea that when a ghost wakes up, it is entirely disoriented, and may utter the phrase, "Wow, I'm so lost".

GhostTina: "OH my gosh, where am I?!"
GhostRory: "Tina! You're a ghost!"
GhostTina: "Wow. I'm so lost!"

Ghost Rory: "Yeah, Tina, there's an expression for that. Al ice calls it being 'lost as a ghost'"

by al ice July 12, 2016

ghost touch

Getting good top

She Gave Ben Good Top.
Ghost Touch: She Stuck It All The Way In Her Mouth

by GetTheGhostTouch November 16, 2016

Ghost stroke

Ghost stroke(s) are when you lay on your arm until it falls asleep, and then jerk off with that same arm.

“It feels like someone else is doing it when you ghost stroke.”

by Pseudonah October 1, 2018

Ghost Crush

Someone that you have had feelings for in the past and have gone, but, you still think highly of them & still acknowledge that they are attractive, anagous to a ghost. Someone that was alive, is no longer, and you haven’t forgotten about them.

Also may be willing to date if asked, because you know that it wouldn’t be hard to regain feelings for said person.

P1: Why are you always so nice to Sydney?
P2: She’s a ghost crush of mine

by Drag unit April 16, 2018

Ghost Cheeks

When you sit down on the toilet and can feel the warmth of the previous occupants butt cheeks

John sat down and was horrified to feel ghost cheeks

by 0 IQ Jayyson November 15, 2019

ghost mom

A Mother who is not present in her children's lives but acts like she is.

A mom who physically can be present but doesn't parent or care for her children.

Joan says her mom is a ghost mom because she's never around to support her or care for her so they call her by her first name instead of mom.

by McEEK May 14, 2016

ghost poo

a poo that leaves no evidence of it's existence. No wiping required.

I did a ghost poo and i didnt' even need to wipe

by TheQueen111 May 25, 2016