Pronounced “funk-uh-freak,” a “funk-a-freak” is a crazy ass motherfucker who says the dumbest and most idiotic shit known to man. The things they say are offensive and lowly, which makes them look stupid and pathetic. You wouldn’t want to be friends with one, especially since they would make you look bad.
“I’m not the funk-a-freak who gets jokes out of saying stupid shit.”
“Stinky ass funk-a-freak.. the hell do you mean by that?”
“Stinky ass funk-a-freak.. the hell do you mean by that?”
by jm1r7 April 11, 2023
Where someone at a party passes out after drinking too much alcohol, then a guy jerks off and ejaculates onto their bare ass.
Girl #1: Did you see Mike did at the party last night?
Girl #2: I know - he's so disgusting,what a fumble freak.
Girl #2: I know - he's so disgusting,what a fumble freak.
by flagellum_mayor July 02, 2013
A person who takes magic mushrooms often and brags about it.
Someone who is always tripping on magic mushrooms.
Someone who is always tripping on magic mushrooms.
by FungalFreak February 10, 2024
When you had sexual intercourse with your cousin and it wasn't as bad as you thought it would be. Freaking yikers!
by zXFLASXz August 20, 2019
"Zahara is doing a party tonight" person one
"So a freak off than" person two
"Of course it's Zahara she always does freak offs" person one
"So a freak off than" person two
"Of course it's Zahara she always does freak offs" person one
by Benover4england September 25, 2024
The first time, Mr. Combs hired a man and brought the man to his home in Los Angeles. The man, Mr. Combs, and Ms. Ventura wore masquerade masks, and ingested drugs. Mr. Combs directed Ms. Ventura to perform sexual acts with this man while Mr. Combs watched them. He masturbated while he directed Ms. Ventura and the man to do specific sexual acts. The entire encounter lasted multiple days. Mr. Combs began to call the arrangement a “Freak Off,” or “FO.”
by combo187 November 17, 2023