Forced protagonist

When in a story or rp, a person forced the plot to change in a way allowing them to automatically become a main character

Man, (insert name here) is such a forced protagonist!

by Some guy from the web April 16, 2017

forced speedfapping

when you are in the act of masturbation and you hear your family coming home

i had to write this shit forced speedfapping

by DoesThisCount May 12, 2017

Ford

An American automaker that makes both very good and semi-good cars. For years Ford has dominated the truck market, selling F150s like a beast, and winning best heavy-duty and full-size pickup truck awards left and right. Their new Ecoboost technology makes all of their vehicles fun to drive, unlike stupid Japanese automakers who make ugly, slow, boring, ill-equipped and overpriced cars that drive, ride, and handle terribly... Ford's vehicles assembled in the USA are very good, mainly their pickup trucks. But the stupid Focus and Fiesta aren't built in America, and thus suck balls, with the exception of the Focus ST and RS.

Fat Redneck: My Dodge Cummins just blew its third tranny... I need a tow.

Ugly Fart who listens to too much country: I would come give you a tow, but my V8 truck doesn't tow very well and gets like -4 mpg.

Playa wit da F150: I gottchu Fat Redneck. My aluminum-bodied V6 F150 not only can tow more than any other truck in its class, but it gets good MPGs and will blow the doors off both your sorry trucks wit dat ECOBOOST TECH BOIII.

Fat Redneck and Ugly Fart: Shit, better sell these to a couple suckers and buy a FORD...

by nevabrokedown May 27, 2017

Fired in the Hole

I was late for work because my butt wouldn't stop. They wanted me to be honest as to why I was late AGAIN. I told them my butt was in command, diarrhea, cha, cha cha. So they fired me from the rat hole for having to obey my half an hour of fire in my hole.

I was "fired in the hole." My butt was in control this morning cause I had Mexican food last night. I was fired from my job for being late. I was fired from that rat hole for having fire in my hole.

by Ms. Spot On May 31, 2017

forced shut down

a forced shut down means an immediate action must be taken or a holt in proceeding.

"Sam has committed fraud we will need to do a forced shut down on him" meaning termination

by T))& June 20, 2017

forced cheeseburger

A kink act involving force feeding, a bound vegan a cheese burger.

So I was fucking the vegan chick the other night and she wanted the forced cheeseburger!

by not sire November 1, 2017

fordypningsemne

A task in school that will make you feel hopeless and sad for months while working on it. It will suck whatever is left of soul in you. However, after delivering it to the teacher you will feel a feeling of freedom like nothing else!

I HATE FORDYPNINGSEMNE

by nice youth November 5, 2017