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facebook fonies

hipsters who are too ' hip ' to publicly announce their facebook profiles, but who secretly own an account and spy on their peers to purloin ideas since the hipster possesses no originality.
Sh-iii-t, facebook fonies are all the same; they lie about not being on-line all-day but secretly gather intelligence on the freshest trends out there like Aliza who uses her Yale buddy's email account to parrot stolen information to her decrepit and doddering professors in New Haven.
by abject.hana January 26, 2009
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Facebooking around

To aimlessly browse Facebook with no explicit intentions; checking "updated friends," looking at pictures, writing on walls, playing with applications, etc.
Person 1: "What are you doing on your computer?
Person 2: "Nothing important, just facebooking around."
by Renee K January 11, 2009
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Facebook napalm

A photo or comment on your Facebook page that kills or severely harms your chances of ever getting a job or a date again, because it crosses the line of "good taste."
Man, do you really think any girl is gonna date a guy who constantly posts about his ex? That's Facebook napalm!
by Marginal August 18, 2010
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Facebook Scrooge

A person who is constantly complaining about the number of notifications they recieve on a status or tagged photo etc.
Often when they post a status which sparks a conversation between two others, resulting in a high notification count for the original status poster.
Jake Tyler is happy with his new iPhone.
John Barns: Ahh dude iPhone, that's sweet.
Jessie Farnsworth: Dude I've got an iPhone, it kicks ass.
John Barns: Jessie man, tell me about it. I've wanted one for so long!!!
Jessie Farnsworth: Well, it's small and black. Got a touch screen and everything!!!
Jake Tyler: Guys, I just got so many notifications, can you take this wall2wall.
John Barns: Dammit Jake, stop being such a Facebook Scrooge. We all know this is the only notification action you get.
Jessie Farnsworth: ROFLOL!!!1!!!!11
by slyg May 10, 2009
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Facebook Abuser

People who post, like, comment, and chat way too much and are online 24/7
Facebooker 1: "Man did you see my status?"

Facebooker 2: "Yea and I saw that girl liked and commented on it."

Facebooker 1: "Oh I know she is such a facebook abuser.."
by Laurelzz!!! December 26, 2011
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Facebook exhibitionist

Someone who posts on their girlfriend/boyfriend's wall to express their love in an inappropriate, sickly way, knowing full well that the message will appear on all of their mutual friends' news feeds.

Maybe for attention, maybe to make everyone feel bad because they are obviously the ultimate couple, but one thing is for certain; the world would be a better place if they just IM'd the damn message.

Can also be applied to close friends of the same gender who enjoy gaying each other up in public, despite being straight.
Guy #1: Damn, Steve, stop commenting on yo' girl's Facebook wall! She's gonna think you're clingy.
Guy #2: Plus you're annoying pretty much everyone who knows you both. Get a room and stop being such a Facebook exhibitionist.
Steve: WHY MUST YOU TRAMPLE ALL OVER OUR LOVE?!
by Nottel Inyu January 13, 2011
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Facebook Pussies

People with a Facebook account that delete friends because they are too much of a pussy to handle other people's opinions.
John deleted me after I commented on his status. Who does that? Oh yeah, facebook pussies.
by queestunombre November 12, 2009
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