Daveed Diggs

My husband but he just doesn't know yet

Also played as Marquis De Lafayette and Thomas Jefferson in Hamilton: An American Musical

Really cool dude and also made a movie called Blind spotting or something like that

He's also in a Law and order SVU episode but I don't remember which 1 except for the fact that it's an old episode

Person 1: Do you know Daveed Diggs?

Person 2: Yeah he's my husband

Person 1: Delusional but understandable

*Person 3 walks in*

Person 3: So what're you two talking about?

Person 1 & 2: Daveed Diggs

Person 3: He's not my type, personally there's better people out in the worl-

Person 1 & 2: SHUT UP

by No.1 Daveed and Anthony Ramos July 3, 2024

Flaming Dave

Taking a bong hit and then before releasing taking a shot of alcohol. The idea is to take the bong hit without friends noticing and then when they walk in on you all they'll see is you taking a shot of whiskey and spewing smoke afterwards.

I flamed a Dave in front of my friend yesterday, and he was speachless.

The Flaming Dave will confuse your friends to no end without an explanation.

by Papashan April 1, 2016

Daved

Drunk enough to try dance and fall flat on the ground like Santan Dave on his 21st birthday

Person 1: yo wtf happened yesterday?
Person 2: fuck bro I can’t even remember we was daved
Person 3: Oi fuck it I’m getting daved again tonight

by realsav223 June 7, 2019

Dave

Dave is that one person who would tell ones girlfriend that he wishes her boyfriend would get a prostate examination as he does not agree to anyone elses opinion.

Oh you see that guy? Thats Dave, I bet he's a creeper, really likes prostate examinations.

by JCykk July 26, 2022

Fort Dave

To smell like shrek’s swamp mixed with a gallon of sweat.

Wow, I can’t believe how bad he smells! He smells like a Fort Dave.

by Fort Dave June 1, 2018

Dave

Dave is a kpop stan. Also,he loves watching kdrama, cdrama, name it lol. But he's a silent guy. You have to think twice first before you mess with him or else he'll get rid of you by just looking at you with an evilish eye.🙀

Me: Hi Dave , you're watching kpop again
Him: *ignores u*

by sweet_tur_crow2004 August 14, 2021

Dave Cannon

When someone over judges something yet they don't understand themselves that it's a cannon not a big chimney to put coal into it to heat

Dave: why you such a Dave?? My car is navy blue not green
Luis: wait is it because I said your van is green not blue, I'm such a Dave Cannon

by Lucas Killmore February 18, 2022