converstatus

on sites like facebook or twitter, posting a "status" that is really less of a status, and more of a conversation with specific individual(s); usually annoying to those who get your status updates

"Look Sue, Joe's Facebook status is 'We had such a good time with ya'll, Darlene. When will you be in town again?'"

Sue: "That ain't a status, that's a converstatus".

by GumNMyHair July 8, 2009

Conversation Rotation

The order you are standing in while having a conversation that has been going on for so long that changing the standing order of the members in the conversation would make it feel awkward.

*Group having a conversation*

*two people switch places*

Me: AW MAN! Dude you just totally wrecked the conversation rotation! It doesn't feel right...

by xxxCoinedITxxx December 16, 2009

convite

When you con a person into hanging out with you based on false pretenses.

I got Jen to go to my party by telling her it would be a fund raising benefit which would be eligible to deduct from her community service hours if she went... Shes suck a naughty girl. She'll freak when she finds out it was a convite; hopefully she chooses to enjoy the party.

by eRikOs October 9, 2009

conversation blaster

The act of farting to end one talking/speaking.

John: "Hey Dave you need to clean up the"
Dave: "(FART)"
John: "Dude way to fart, you conversation blaster"

by Bizlaster July 7, 2010

conversize

A more formal word for the word 'talk', related to the word 'conversation'.

Hey man So what did you and Bill conversize about last night?

by shazo January 21, 2011

Convenience Giver

Somebody who donates to charity only when it is convenient.

Cashier: Here is your 17 cents back, have a great day!
Convenience Giver: I don't really want this change, so I guess it looks like cancer research is 17 cents richer...

Convenience Giver puts the coins in the plastic box.

by Space Wrangler April 17, 2011

Conversation Invader

A person who while not a part of a conversation will jump in uninvited. This causes the others in the conversation to give each other a "Who the fuck is this guy look."

Danny: "I can't stand that guy over there he's such a conversation invader."

Ken: The other day I was trying to flirt with this girl and he totally invaded my conversation.

Danny: What a freak.

by Yellowfever33 October 20, 2011