Eyes:Closed

a metalhead whom cannot keep his eyes open whilst baked.

also, a bomb ass song by the band The Contortionist

The Contortionist's song Eyes:Closed is the shit.

by herrllyreahh March 11, 2011

closet boyfriend

The mutual boyfriend that only appears when another male becomes interested in the female

Bob: So ya wanna go out this friday?
Sarah: Sure! That soun-......
Jim: Hey hot stuff!
Sarah: Hey! Bob this is my boyfriend Jim.
Bob: Ummmm, WTF?

Jim is a Closet Boyfriend

by Dr. Moo June 7, 2007

cleaning out my closet

Cleaning one's genitals and anus before sex in order to avoid the Genie of Stankonia.

Hey! Come on out of the shower!

Hold on, I'm cleaning out my closet.

by Chocolate City All Stars December 12, 2006

CLOSER

closer-a girl that appears to be hot, until you get closer

bro1:"dude check out that broad in pink, man she's hot!
bro2:"naw,I saw her earlier, she's a closer"

by J. SPIZE May 18, 2004

Danger Close

Danger close is first performed by inserting anal beads into your partners butthole. Then when your partner is at the point of orgasming pull the anal beads out of her butthole quickly by the ring and kick them away by the ass screaming "FRAG OUT!"

Janet:"Yeah Jimmy and I did a Danger Close last night!"
Jolie:"Wow that's crazy!"
Janet:"Yeah! My ass hurts so bad!"

by Hajsksks September 3, 2016

close reading

Reading a book in a state of exhaustion, resulting in ones face dropping steadily closer to the page.

I was at the library doing some close reading. Woke up and I had dissolved several verses of Keats in drool.

by Luke T September 29, 2007

closeted psycho

A marine in training. A person who aspires to me a marine someday. A hardcore motherfucker who doesn't care about being uncivilized while having the ability of being civilized.

He hopes that he'll get drafted someday that loser is a closeted psycho who needs a reason to live and die.

by suicidalmofo April 3, 2010