After a particularly greasy, oily, and runny dump, you realize you are out of toilet paper. Having no choice, you pull up your pants and head off to work with turds and the like all intertwined with your butt hair thus giving the appearance of peanut butter in the carpet.
My girlfriend puked last night in the middle of my bj. Turned out she found some peanut butter in the carpet.
by Rut#l3$$ June 28, 2008
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by Rabbt106 September 17, 2008
Get the dyke butter mug.niglet-butter is just like peanut butter except it is made by the juices of freshly ground niglets, usually used by posh white people who are very racist
Jeeves pass the niglet-butter.
or
Jerome stop eating the niglet-butter, bloody cannibal, I said stop!
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Jerome stop eating the niglet-butter, bloody cannibal, I said stop!
by mom darriott July 24, 2010
Get the niglet-butter mug.the act of takeing a funnel and placing in your/volenteers ass, then pouring chilli in it and haveing said person then proceeds to empty the contentsof their ass onto a buttered hotdog bun and eat it.
by Syrin_Graft October 6, 2009
Get the Buttered Chillidog mug.Lettuce with a slightly sweet and buttery flavour.
Characteristics:
- soft, loose head
- thick leaves
- evenly green
- tender
-oily, mildly flavoured leaves
Beth, a character in the webseries Bravest Warriors, is portrayed constantly dreaming of butter lettuce, and is seen in the episode "Butter Lettuce (Ep. 3 Season 1)" fantasizing about butter lettuce in the Holo-Jon.
Characteristics:
- soft, loose head
- thick leaves
- evenly green
- tender
-oily, mildly flavoured leaves
Beth, a character in the webseries Bravest Warriors, is portrayed constantly dreaming of butter lettuce, and is seen in the episode "Butter Lettuce (Ep. 3 Season 1)" fantasizing about butter lettuce in the Holo-Jon.
Guy 1: What the hell is butter lettuce?
Guy 2: Lettuce that tastes of butter. What else, dude?
Guy 1: No shit. Have you actually tried it?
Guy 2: Nah, but I've seen it on Bravest Warriors.
Guy 2: Lettuce that tastes of butter. What else, dude?
Guy 1: No shit. Have you actually tried it?
Guy 2: Nah, but I've seen it on Bravest Warriors.
by skuhm September 24, 2013
Get the Butter Lettuce mug.Butter is a slang term that can be used to mean cuddle with; another more common use of the word butter relates to cuddling but suggests that there will be kissing and possibly other unseemly behavior.
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