When you crack an egg over your friend's ass, who swears he's not gay, and then proceed to pound it into an omelette.
Did you hear Tyson made a Cypriot Breakfast with Clooney? They had to go back for seconds because one egg was not enough.
by Notyourfriend2day October 22, 2022
Pouring milk and cereal into your partner's mouth, then kissing them, sharing the breakfast between eachother.
by Sweet-sticks February 29, 2020
The act of cracking an egg on your penis before vaginal intercourse and then proceeding vaginal intercourse until completion, then eating the leftover egg and (cream) out of the vagina resulting in a protein-packed breakfast.
by The Fruit Doober Man July 24, 2024
A breakfast consisting of an energy drink and some form of nicotine, usually in the form of a vape or cigarette
What do you mean it's not a real breakfast, urban dictionary calls it a 'gen z breakfast' so it has to be real!
by No psuedonym required December 23, 2022
by catfelixe February 18, 2024
I totally left a skillet breakfast on that girls flat ass. It was complete sausage gravy I her greased up hash browns.
by sparkle horse January 10, 2018
The act of urinating, surveying your surroundings, then carrying on with your business. This can be done in place of breakfast if you don't have time to eat. This act can also be referred to as, "a piss and a look around".
Guy #1: What time are we leaving in the morning?
Guy #2: 6. Will probably only have enough time for a coyote's breakfast.
Guy #2: 6. Will probably only have enough time for a coyote's breakfast.
by jacko_baby July 20, 2019