by ninjablue December 9, 2003

An erotic sport involving the proper use of a woman’s boobs as the most fun toys ever, often resulting in several third degree boob hickies. An especially intense game of boob hockey will inevitably result in severe, morning-after boob pain.
“My boobs are SO sore!”
“Why are your boobs SO sore?”
“Because last night, Dante and I got into a really heated boob hockey tournament!”
“Kandi was nippin’ out for 8 days straight after the boob hockey championship last night!”
“Why are your boobs SO sore?”
“Because last night, Dante and I got into a really heated boob hockey tournament!”
“Kandi was nippin’ out for 8 days straight after the boob hockey championship last night!”
by rapestache August 11, 2011

A. A person who acts silly or retarded, and continuously does stupid shit
B. A fire hose extending from the breast looking like a weinie
B. A fire hose extending from the breast looking like a weinie
Karina S. continuously acted like a boob-wienie by acting retarded, and calling everyone else a boob-wienie while acting like there was an extended fire hose between her boobs and swaying it back and forth.
by los quesos February 25, 2009

by fluffywhiteclouds June 20, 2007

by Spenser May 7, 2005

by The Waffler December 10, 2005

When drunk, the tendency to perceive a woman as attractive due to the size of her breasts regardless of any other feature (except the presence of a penis or other significant deformation)
Guy 1: Hey did you see the girl Danny went home with last night?
Guy 2: Yeah.Her tits are huge, but she's fat and ugly. He MUST have been boobs-drunk
Guy 2: Yeah.Her tits are huge, but she's fat and ugly. He MUST have been boobs-drunk
by Kegeltheelf October 11, 2011
