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Coach Block

When a baseball player's conversation with a college coach is interrupted by another player. Similar to the "Cock Block".
Mike: "Chris is over there talking to Coach Holbrook from South Carolina, should I go over there and introduce myself?"

James: "Don't coach block him dude, maybe if you started raking like Chris he would show some interest!"
by BaseballParks8 August 4, 2012
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Squawk block

A squawk block is when you get attacked by a parrot just as you are about to have sex, thereby forcing you to leave and depriving you of booty.

Squawk blocks always end in embarrassment, and occasionally penile injury.
Jeff: So how'd the date with Meghan go? Did you bang?

Timothy: It went well up until I started to undress, at which point Meghan's parrot atacked me.

Jeff: Dayum. What happened afterward?

Timothy: I had to leave because the parrot bit my dick!

Jeff: Bruh, you totally got squawk blocked.
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Pot Blocked

When you head to your favorite bathroom stall, only to find it in use by someone else.
When my morning coffee hit, I ran to my favorite bathroom stall, only to find myself pot blocked by some asshole.
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Region Blocking

Usually in a movie when a character is nude, the camera angles in front of an object to cover up the nudity.
Aw come on, I wanted to see that girls tits! Screw region blocking!

(Example Below)
by DaUltimateMemelord June 4, 2019
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Block Baiter

A person who threatens to block another person due to stupid reasons.
Abby: I got block baited last night
Kaz: by who?
Abby: Max.

Kaz: he is a world famous block baiter so im not surprised.
by KazTheLesbian December 7, 2022
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Cock Block

Your Parents, If you're Indian.
My Mum is Such a Cock Block , That she's going to make me Die A Virgin
by That Chubby Lil Fella April 8, 2017
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Cock Block

Verb: Late 20th century:

Any rejection or 'blocking' of effort to spend time or energy in the company of another person. This does NOT have to include the actual use ofa 'Cock' or regard the opposite sex.

"I just wanted to sleep in with my girlfriend on New Years Day, but her son called her at 2 a.m. to say he had vomited and expected that we would come clean it up. That was a serious 'cock block'!"

"I was on a date but Leo called, bored, and wanted his Mom to give him a ride home from his friends house at 2 a.m.! Dude, he 'Cock-Blocked' me again! WTF?!?"

See Pussy Block...
"I just wanted to sleep in with my girlfriend on New Years Day, but her son called her at 2 a.m. to say he had vomited and expected that we would come clean it up. That was a serious 'cock block'!"

"I was on a date but Leo called, bored, and wanted his Mom to give him a ride home from his friends house at 2 a.m.! Dude, he 'Cock-Blocked' me again! WTF?!?"
by D.J. Playnice January 6, 2022
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