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oversneeze bank account

A secret stash of facial-tissues dat you keep for emergencies.
During winter months, you should always maintain an oversneeze bank account to ensure dat other folks in your household don't "blow through" your entire supply, and dat you'll therefore still have some to use for your own copiously-draining nasal-works.
by QuacksO October 16, 2021
mugGet the oversneeze bank accountmug.

Schrodinger's bank account

A term used in Sethical's Baku Series to describe where somebody is lying that their bank account is full of paper, saying that it's empty or not.
Lil Broomstick: Ay bro not that I'm broke or anything but you could slide a couple coins my way.
Obito, strongest muthafucka in the series: You got Schrodinger's bank account. We don't know if that shit's empty or not.
by jeffthebalkan March 3, 2024
mugGet the Schrodinger's bank accountmug.

slang bank

your bank of slang terms. no one really cares if you are rich in the bank but at least maybe you get some respect. often it can be an embarrassment. See figure 1.
figure 1:
you're not so tope buddy in the seat to the right of you who unfortunately is also a brony: hey can you spill the tea

You: bet ofc. its all thats rad. i can't deal with that emo kid. such a karen i say, with no cap. i ship her with that tool tyler. once i opened a note she passed and it said CU46. wtf get a room. hes also the guy with the molly at that darty last weekend. we told him it was lowkey but hes a crunk. that was tubular though. anyway, wanna come over for a little cheeba?

you're not so tope buddy in the seat to the right of you who unfortunately is also a brony: ok bet. please lay off the cringe. hey since when has your slang bank been so titanic?

You: always been lit.
by verycreativeps3udonym September 22, 2021
mugGet the slang bankmug.

Boy Bank

Similar to a Sugar Daddy, except the boy is the same age as the girl or slightly younger. Usually in their late teens-mid 20s, usually treating a girl for a higher social status or sexual favors
Girl 1: "Why does she even try to like him, it's so obvious she doesn't."
Girl 2: "Two words, Boy Bank."
by DazzTheCornerKid April 22, 2018
mugGet the Boy Bankmug.

food bank

A place created for and invented by conservative MP's in order to have photographs taken of them helping the poor
Davis Cameron is out helping the poor at the food bank they didn't need until he was elected
by NoseBagUK March 21, 2022
mugGet the food bankmug.

Swiss bank account

Da "hush-hush" refrigerated-storage locale where ya stash yer undeclared wheels and/or wedges of tasty porous cheese so dat da greedy IRS "mice" won't "nibble" on it. You just always hope dat nobody "rats you out".
Mice who are expert at surreptitiously removing da bait from traps without getting "caught" could likely accumulate a fairly-sizable "Swiss bank account" if (A) there are a number of baited traps around his locale, and (2) if da humans who set da traps keep re-baiting them whenever they see dat da previous cheese-block is gone.
by QuacksO March 6, 2023
mugGet the Swiss bank accountmug.

memory bank is loaded

I've lived the high life to have any significant savings but my memory bank is loaded
by Indacloudman May 14, 2018
mugGet the memory bank is loadedmug.

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