Canon balls

When the water level of a toilet is too high and/or your ball sack droops too low and your nuts splash into the toilet water.

When Mr.Jenson's old ass dropped onto the toilet his severe case of canon balls nearly gave him an enema.

by Blackmailman May 7, 2010

Draggin Balls

Someone that achieves so much in so little time that ones balls have gotten so large, big, heavy and swollen from the act of perseverance, determination, achievement and action; that ones balls are so large that they DRAG on the ground, Hence the name DRAGGIN BALLS..

After high school, (Draggin Balls) was a successful musician played in 6 bands; he was successful small business owner had a hot polish wife with an Iq of 133 1/2, He divorced her to get away from oppression; then pursued academia and graduated from the University Of Texas in a lightening only 3 years w/ a BA in Art; During his stint in college he started a successful DOT .com start up; after that he past and received his Bar(Esquire); then after that worked in many law firms; following that he was bored and elated from awesome LSD usage from high school and was crazy enough to get excepted in Northwestern University for His Doctoral and Masters in Taxation..(What a crazy determined German? he was DRAGGIN BALLS!!!)
And to top it all off and to wash it down with cake, he actually had sex with a black chick that had an IQ of 155, no one thought that he had what it took, but again he was DRAGGIN BALLS!!!...

by Biggin.. September 15, 2013

for the love of balls

When something is so exaggerated, you just have to express your concern.

For the love of balls, will you stop acting like it's going to kill you?!

by Millini June 25, 2009

liquid balls

when a person under the influence says something to another person that they would not normally say if they were sober.

Leslie sat on Mark at a party and said, "I want you right now." Christina, the concerned best friend said to Leslie, "You would never say that to Mark sober. You have some big liquid balls."

by kaymess July 23, 2005

ball washing

the act of lavishing undue praise on a guest by a sports talk show host during an interveiw.

The Loose Cannons had Kobe on today, and Mychal and Vick gave him a major ball washing.

by Neil in Laguna Beach January 30, 2008

oh... balls

something you say when something incredibly bad is about to happen. best used if you have enough time to say "oh.............balls."

a perfect example is in the the movie Posiedon when the giant wave is about to go into the ship. It is perfect because it takes a while to crash but a person watching knows that it will hit hard. "oh... balls." (spoken very slowly)

by funkmonk June 20, 2006

Ninja Balls

Ninja Balls are the inhalable food invented by Ryan J. Reynolds in Episode 28 of WillyousignmyCast that you throw down onto the ground like an actual ninja ball, let the smoke/mist fill the room, and ingest the flavor of your favorite foods as opposed to actually spending large amounts of money on the foods themselves. For example: Hot dog, pizza, salad, pork bacon, shark and sharktopus.

WARNING: 40% alcohol content...

Ryan: Ninja Balls are the way of the future.
Brian: Ninja Balls are the way of the STUPID.
Ryan: That's like saying you can't do the printing press or the telegram because it's impossible. Ninja Ballin' like a mothaf*cka!

by SuperHotBoyCleaning August 20, 2010