Tit Biscuit

Tit Biscuit refers to an individual that is acting completely and utterly ignorant and making a tit out of themselves. The biscuit portion is a comparison of them being as dense as an over cooked biscuit.

"I was in the grocery store the other day and I so this fucking tit biscuit walking around with the whole hand basket rack wheeling behind him!"

by Genjio July 23, 2015

Cunt-Biscuit

Basically Kim Kardashian. A person who enjoys having any type of sex with more that five people. They are called a biscuit because all they are good for is fucking and eating.

I caught my girlfriend cheating with seven other people. She's such a cunt-biscuit.

by JohnnyRocketPopWithBigCock May 19, 2017

Keen as biscuits

Being so keen for something, such as a party or a gatho

Man i am so keen as biscuits for this party,

same here im keen as biscuits aswell

by Mr Keen biscuits December 02, 2010

Kentucky biscuit

A man who acts like a cunt, bitch, or as if he's menstrating.

Becky: Did i really hear what I thought I herd come out his mouth?

Jen: yea! He was being a total Kentucky biscuit.

Becky: I have no idea what his problem is.

by Wizzidy January 27, 2015

hot as a biscuit

To be or feel excessively hot, so hot in fact, that the heat is comparable to the heat of fresh biscuits out of the oven.

That girl is hot as a biscuit.
Oh man, it's 92 degrees outside, and I am hot as a biscuit!

by kigityKatie May 01, 2012

eating the biscuit

Going down on someone while they are smothered in butter, jelly and/or honey

John enjoys eating the biscuit.

by ashetrentnn August 22, 2017

Nigger Biscuit

A half white, black person. On the way to becoming a "Cracker".

Look at that nigger biscuit! He's so white only his features are black!

by FullCracker September 01, 2018