When you shit into a slingshot then ejaculate in the slingshot on top of the shit, and then attempt to launch the concoction toward a consenting person of choice (commonly a partner or signicant other).
"I am going to perform a Tel Aviv Slingshot you, and you can't stop me!" Yelled Person 1.
"Please do, I give you consent," Replied Person 2.
"Please do, I give you consent," Replied Person 2.
by koneyboney February 5, 2026
Get the Tel Aviv Slingshot mug.A Tel Aviv Tom is a goyim (non Jew) who simps for Israel, despite having literally zero connection to Israel. He typically larps all day on X, cries ‘antisemitism’ whenever someone criticises Israel, and consumes pure goyslop on a daily basis.
“Saw this Tel Aviv Tom in the comments section going ‘Israel has a right to defend itself’ under every single Gaza video, like dude you’re from Ohio calm down.”
Or
“Don’t be a Tel Aviv Tom and start crying ‘antisemitism’ every time someone criticises Netanyahu, especially when you’re a random goy with no connection to any of it.”
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“That guy’s such a Tel Aviv Tom, he’s out here consuming pure Israeli goyslop on X all day, simping harder for Tel Aviv than most Israelis do.”
Or
“Don’t be a Tel Aviv Tom and start crying ‘antisemitism’ every time someone criticises Netanyahu, especially when you’re a random goy with no connection to any of it.”
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“That guy’s such a Tel Aviv Tom, he’s out here consuming pure Israeli goyslop on X all day, simping harder for Tel Aviv than most Israelis do.”
by AnonymousUser6781 February 14, 2026
Get the Tel Aviv Tom mug.A Tel Aviv Tom is a goyim (non Jew) who simps for Israel, despite having literally zero connection to Israel. He typically larps all day on X, cries ‘antisemitism’ whenever someone criticises Israel, and consumes pure goyslop on a daily basis.
“Saw this Tel Aviv Tom in the comments section going ‘Israel has a right to defend itself’ under every single Gaza video, like dude you’re from Ohio calm down.”
Or
“Don’t be a Tel Aviv Tom and start crying ‘antisemitism’ every time someone criticises Netanyahu, especially when you’re a random goy with no connection to any of it.”
And
“That guy’s such a Tel Aviv Tom, he’s out here consuming pure Israeli goyslop on X all day, simping harder for Tel Aviv than most Israelis do.”
Or
“Don’t be a Tel Aviv Tom and start crying ‘antisemitism’ every time someone criticises Netanyahu, especially when you’re a random goy with no connection to any of it.”
And
“That guy’s such a Tel Aviv Tom, he’s out here consuming pure Israeli goyslop on X all day, simping harder for Tel Aviv than most Israelis do.”
by AnonymousUser6781 February 14, 2026
Get the Tel Aviv Tom mug.A Tel Aviv Tom is a goyim (non Jew) who simps for Israel, despite having literally zero connection to Israel. He typically larps all day on X, cries ‘antisemitism’ whenever someone criticises Israel, and consumes pure goyslop on a daily basis.
“Saw this Tel Aviv Tom in the comments section going ‘Israel has a right to defend itself’ under every single Gaza video, like dude you’re from Ohio calm down.”
Or
“Don’t be a Tel Aviv Tom and start crying ‘antisemitism’ every time someone criticises Netanyahu, especially when you’re a random goy with no connection to any of it.”
And
“That guy’s such a Tel Aviv Tom, he’s out here consuming pure Israeli goyslop on X all day, simping harder for Tel Aviv than most Israelis do.”
Or
“Don’t be a Tel Aviv Tom and start crying ‘antisemitism’ every time someone criticises Netanyahu, especially when you’re a random goy with no connection to any of it.”
And
“That guy’s such a Tel Aviv Tom, he’s out here consuming pure Israeli goyslop on X all day, simping harder for Tel Aviv than most Israelis do.”
by AnonymousUser6781 February 14, 2026
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When you’re working hard on a jet somewhere deployed and shift change comes up and the “Raw Dawg” himself screws you over leaving you out there so you miss the bus back to the hotel. Often mistaken for a simple mistake, something like this is an attempt to break the spirit of those who have done him wrong- mainly the NCO core of Flight Line Crew Chiefs
When you’re working hard on a jet somewhere deployed and shift change comes up and the “Raw Dawg” himself screws you over leaving you out there so you miss the bus back to the hotel. Often mistaken for a simple mistake, something like this is an attempt to break the spirit of those who have done him wrong- mainly the NCO core of Flight Line Crew Chiefs
by TankerCrooChief March 22, 2026
Get the Tel Aviv Raw Dawging mug.While thrusting in doggy style, you reach back to cup a fart, and then cover her mouth with said fart proclaiming "welcome to the gas chambers bitch!" while finishing with the nazi salute and looking to the stars
by MacMongo March 8, 2025
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