August 24th

A f*ggot manmoder with conetits was excreted on this day. His mother (a cis hon) is soooo proud.

August 24th, isn’t that the day our weird hoodie wielding friend with the pale shiny skin was shat into existence ?

by manmoderrights August 16, 2024

august 18th

the most boring day of the year very uneventful usually hot

wow your birthday is august 18th wow youre a bitch

by lowkeyamurderer September 7, 2022

august

if your birthday is in august the ur parents failed no nut november.

guy one: hey what month are you born in?
guy two: august..?
guy one: bro ur parents failed no nut november🤣😭

add my tiktok @prettyluhh._miya 😝🤝

by prettyluhh._miya July 16, 2021

august 14

My basic ass birthfay

Hey, did you know it's August 14th?
Oh wow, that's my birthday

by Séan Miller August 15, 2021

August 1

The day i hate

August 1 is the day hell is born

Hell in august 1

by Meand you finnacry July 26, 2022

August 22

National kiss your crush day

Boy: *kisses girl*
Girl: why did you do that?
Boy: it's August 22! national kiss your crush day
Girl:😘

by AizelAlikai August 21, 2022

August 30

August 30 is ask your crush/anyone out day!

"Hey.. I have something to confess.."
Person: yeah what is it?
"It's August 30th which is ask your crush out day, so im asking you out!"

by kitty21love August 25, 2023