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Goose-handle

To grab by an appendage small enough to wrap your hand fully around it, and shake as violently as possible
I'm going to goose-handle your dick if you don't shut up.
by ImLosingMyShit March 17, 2024
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Goose Caboose

Goose Caboose is a playful term or nickname used to as a term of endearment for a small child and his/her behavior or physical cuteness
Look at that boy! He's being such a goose caboose!
by Plightman February 8, 2025
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Gus The Goose

The mascot for Washington College, a small liberal arts school on the Chester River, in Eastern Shore Maryland. He is a large, flightless bird with black and red feathers. Some argue that he is supposedly still on veteran benefits since he retired from the Continental Army in 1780. He is a close confederate to ex-prez George Washington and travels the country looking to coerce teens to attend WAC. Debatably a nice guy, but he tends to crap on the soccer pitch far too often. Honestly a low-mid tier mascot.
Guy 1: Holy Crap is that Gus the Goose?!
Guy 2: Duuuude yeah. What a G. He hangs with dead presidents so he must be cool.
Girl: We are so lucky to have a school mascot like him!
by Frœnch Montanå March 26, 2019
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dallas texas goose taxes

A very silly individual. The silliest goose. Totally tubular and sooo cool.
You're the best dallas texas goose taxes I know tbh.
by alpha wolf0909 December 12, 2023
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Pro goose

Pro goose is a absolute cool guy, he is above all pros standing at the very top of the pro ranking. Pro goose gets what he wants when he wants. You cannot say “yes” to him instead “h.” You also must show respect to Pro goose.

He stands above all
by goofbawlll October 5, 2023
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Goose Walking

The way a bumpkin walks when they believe they’ve shown someone they think is rich up. Similar to how a goose’s neck looks when it’s walking.
My neighbor’s been stealing internet for a while and now he’s feeling big, goose walking all over town.
by Pop Candy July 5, 2022
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Goosed

Goosed is a word for being high or saying you were high.
bro i got fucking goosed last night.

bro I’m so goosed
by Shawn Silverman May 17, 2018
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