Usually a white guy with a long hair, and beautiful brown eyes. He has a monster dick coming in at 127 feet long and 53.6 feet wide. He will most often be found doing some dumb shit, like very dumb shit. dumb shit inside of dumb shit type dumb shit. Very attractive, and overall the perfect man.
by Greg147_RedDragon January 2, 2022
Get the Austinmug. by Anonymous(360) February 15, 2022
Get the Austinmug. Is a boy who will steal your heart and keep it safe he's the boy you'll want to spend the rest of your life with. You and him will fall in love instantly and neither of you will want it to end. You both know it will last forever because of what you both have. Austin is the boy of your dreams. With his light brown hair and those light brown green eyes that are somewhat hazel like, a smile that is contagious, although he is a little short. He makes up for it in another area(iykyk). He's so attractive and very hot. You will never want to take him for granted. He really does try his hardest even when you think he's over all amazing he won't feel like it so constant reassurance is needed. He's perfect but he's just a boy. But that boy will make you smile everytime you think of him. He will make everyday worth living. He will make you feel like he gave you the world. You'll often think how did I get so lucky to end up with this magnificent Austin. Well simply by being you. He loves you so much. He has layers yes and it is so worth the time to understand him. You'll find yourself daydreaming about how amazing he is. Austin is the guy you want to meet your family with. Hes the guy you want to show off to everyone you know to let them know what perfection truly is. Austin is a one of a kind guy never ever let him go. I love my Austin
by Justanotherrandompersonwhoknow December 24, 2022
Get the Austinmug. Austin: Don't you go pullin' a H$wartd St$rn on me. . . Biatch!
H$wartd: Nah, man. THAT ain't ever happenin' again, but yo, don't go playin' me like a fool.
Austin: Shut-up clown. I play by own rules. Besides, you had it comin' to you.
H$wartd: Nah, man. THAT ain't ever happenin' again, but yo, don't go playin' me like a fool.
Austin: Shut-up clown. I play by own rules. Besides, you had it comin' to you.
by oohlalalaaaaaa12345 November 3, 2020
Get the Austinmug. side burns 🥵💦🤏🧟🦛
by andioopsksksksksksksksk November 10, 2019
Get the Austin side burnsmug. Austin, Minnesota (No, not Texas) is a small town in southern Minnesota with a population of around 25k people. Home to the Fortune 500 company HORMEL, which often causes the town to smell of meat. As SPAM is one of the main products made by the company, the city as been nicknamed SPAMTOWN, USA “Where Hawaiians go for vacation!” With a large newly built SPAM museum downtown for public visitation. The city is rich with history and culture featuring many communities of different ethnicities around the world. Riverland Community College, The Paramount Theatre, the Hormel Home, The Nature Center and The Old Mill are all different areas of interest one should check out when visiting this pleasant Midwestern town.
Person 1: “Hello! Where are you from?”
Person 2: “Oh I live in Austin”
Person 1: “Oh wow that’s a long drive from Texas”
Person 2: “Austin, MN not Austin Texas”
Person 2: “Oh I live in Austin”
Person 1: “Oh wow that’s a long drive from Texas”
Person 2: “Austin, MN not Austin Texas”
by Chaotic_Cat July 22, 2021
Get the Austin, MNmug. The prettiest woman in the world, she doesn't know her own self worth. Austin Osborn is a flirt but is scared by 7-inch-candy bars.
by Help-i'm-dying April 20, 2018
Get the Austin Osbornmug.