Alabama Ranch Hand

When your girl wants to be preggo but you like blowjobs too much. You cum in her mouth, she snowballs into your mouth, and you use your mouth to inject the cum into her pussy.

Did you hear Doug gave Suzanne an Alabama Ranch Hand? They are due in November.

by anonymous January 23, 2022

Alabama hot coffee

When you pour coffee down a girls AREA during sex

Last night we were doing some kinky stuff and we did a Alabama hot coffee

by Wheres petscop2? February 8, 2019

Alabama Hot Pocket

When I man poops in the vagina then fucks it.

Him: "Damn Girl, your pussy smells like shit!

Her: Sorry I just had an Alabama Hot Pocket with some dude I met at a bar yesterday.

by morgzytsucks July 12, 2021

Alabama double wide

The act of placing two couches face-to-face to make a makeshift bed for intercourse

We didn’t have a bed . So I pulled an Alabama double wide . So we could fuck

by CCC420 January 20, 2023

Alabama Attack Squirrel

A unique Squirrel breed found in Athens, Alabama. From the genus Sciurus, sub-genus Paulkrus Deeznuts. An agile cage-dwelling rodent with a bushy tail, typically feeding on nuts, seeds, but primarily MethamphetamineS. It is believed the meth diet increases in the Squirrel‘s agility, stealth, and mammalian predator instinct. It is believed by the trainer aka “meth head” that the squirrel becomes something to fear.

Ronnie, release the Alabama Attack Squirrel!

OMG Mickey, the meth house was raided and the police seized your Alabama Attack Squirrel.

You don’t want me to get the Alabama Attack Squirrel 🐿 involved.

by The Alabama Muff Diver January 26, 2022

Alabama Petting Zoo

When, during a family get-together or outing, the group, as a whole , gets all hot and bothered, and gropes, strokes, and fingers each other to orgasmic climax for all or most family members involved. The act is usually, but not fully limited to, heterosexual in nature, and much Bud Light, Natural Light, or PBR may or may not be the culprit. Essentially, the yearly family reunion also doubles as a furry convention.

Things usually get weird every family reunion down in Birmingham. Once inbred, toothless Uncle Fester pulls out his big jug of homemade moonshine and starts passing it around, the whole thing turns into a total Alabama Petting Zoo. Damn, my cute cousin Alice sure knows how to stroke me off.... or was it my sister?????

by Roll_Turd May 26, 2023

Family reunion in Alabama

A family reunion in Alabama is when aunt Samantha and uncle Jimmy along with all the brothers and sisters have a big fucking orgy

Hey you’re going to go to the Family reunion In Alabama later Yes

by William Caruthers February 26, 2020