jonas robert bridges

jonas robert bridges is a little bleach blonde tana mongeau wannabe with a bleach and tone

i'd like to stick my jonas robert bridges in you and kill you with bleach

by woahits_reese February 13, 2017

Jack Roberts

A Jack Roberts is a person with elite music taste, yet that is not their only good trait. He also is a massive womanizer and is also described as a, rizzler, pussymagnet, charmer as well as the best at pulling girls on holiday. He also is very good with kids (not like Michael Jackson).

I wish Jack Roberts would rizz me.

by Sexywexy12 August 7, 2023

Robert

A little annoying shorts boy Asian boy is '14 but nobody ever believes him he's always called gay and bullied by almost everybody and his school and on the bus

The new way to say no homo is no Robert

by YETSKET Lucas November 1, 2019

Robert

Robert is my name

I am Robert

by Mr Lester October 4, 2020

Robert

Robert has a big Dick and is so fine you have a robert in your life just know your blessed and you will never forget;)

Omfg robert was so good last night

by DaddyWent4milk July 31, 2022

robert pattinson complex

a complex in which one thinks they look like/are robert pattinson.

like a god complex but instead it’s robert pattinson

“that guy really had a robert pattinson complex! he looks nothing like him!!”

by jtrinceri April 26, 2021

Robert

When somebody takes a short amount of time to complete the deed

Becky - "How long did Robert last?"
Stacy - "Only 2 minutes, it was disappointing."

Jacob - "I wont be long babe just give me a Robert."

by That guys from the Woodz September 4, 2023