by helloIhatepeople February 2, 2023
Get the nutrition Karenmug. When you’re making out with a Karen at a music festival, and she takes you to the nearest johnny-on-the-spot to have sex, only to leave you standing there, blue balled, questioning your life decisions.
I thought for sure I was getting laid at the concert tonight, but this chick pulled a Karen-on-the-spot on me.
by Mypseudonympho August 18, 2022
Get the Karen-on-the-spotmug. A woman, typically with hair cut short on one side and hair down to their neck on the other, who thinks they are above the law and is unnecessarily mean to employees of stores or restaurants or members of the police. They are generally either insecure or extremely self-centered, and you should avoid them. They are really toxic people and not very good friends. They might also be quite racist or LGBTQ-phobic.
by an_absolute_idiot February 4, 2021
Get the Karenmug. A "Karen" is a person that thinks their opinion matters more than everyone else's, and enforces their civil liberities and rights regardless of anyone else's that they may trample. A Karen voices their opinion in the firm belief that they speak for the entire group (if there is one involved), and is certain that Freedom of Speech also entitles them to freedom from consequences of said speech. Karens are steadfast guardians and operators of the Rumor Mill; engaging in, subtly encouraging, and frequently fabricating gossip whilst simultaneously denying any culpability when found guilty of doing so. The Masculine term, when the need to differentiate gender arises, is a "Brad".
by Amisare Waswere August 4, 2020
Get the Karenmug. by cheeseyaaaaaaassss April 16, 2022
Get the Karenmug. by Bacon friez December 6, 2023
Get the Karenmug. Each *Karen* character is worthy of a good time. She's the ideal candidate for a shower for two. She's often busty and blonde and has fake tits.
Anyone who meets her will automatically ask her for her Instagram and buy her a free cappuccino.
Thus is the magnetic resonance of such an individual. She reminds one, in such as way of the stone magnetite.
Anyone who meets her will automatically ask her for her Instagram and buy her a free cappuccino.
Thus is the magnetic resonance of such an individual. She reminds one, in such as way of the stone magnetite.
Person 1
I'm waiting to see if Karen walks in through the door flippantly ignoring reason and social morays again.
Person 2
Can I watch?
Onlookers
We wouldn't be so jealous if K didn't have such grande l'oranges if y'all know what we're digging at.
UFO
Waiting to abduct K for space probing and prompt return to gym for further bodily functions
Local garden maintenance team
Karen is the only one for me, but, no me, no me *#$#& *queue fight scene with gardening tools.
I'm waiting to see if Karen walks in through the door flippantly ignoring reason and social morays again.
Person 2
Can I watch?
Onlookers
We wouldn't be so jealous if K didn't have such grande l'oranges if y'all know what we're digging at.
UFO
Waiting to abduct K for space probing and prompt return to gym for further bodily functions
Local garden maintenance team
Karen is the only one for me, but, no me, no me *#$#& *queue fight scene with gardening tools.
by NunceBolger February 26, 2022
Get the Karenmug.