Urban Dictionary

1. A place where weird people like to publish their own words and definitions.
2. A place to find weird shit people wanted the world to know.

Guy 1: DDDAAAMMMNNN!!!!!!!!! THIS URBAN DICTIONARY IS THE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: hmmm, curious george means your dick hanging out your shorts.... interesting.
Guy 1: I KNOW RIGHT!?!
Guy 2: are you flynn hammered?
Guy 1: PERHAPZ!!!!!!!!!!

by Lovely Poet February 16, 2017

urban dictionary

a place where idiots go to find out what the person tooling on them was talking about

he called me a whore i wonder what that means ill go look it up on urban dictionary!

by NOT A USER April 12, 2009

Urban Dictionary

A relatively useful website that white people use to find out about slang words, unknown terms, or to show off to their friends.

Hey bro, what does ____ mean?
Look it up on Urban Dictionary dude.

by Gooseboi8 December 12, 2016

Urban Dictionary

A place where people can express their hidden, loving, angry, and sometimes perverted definitions of words that they use to make life easier.

Dude, I saw so many insults for the definition of my name on the Urban Dictionary!

by procrastinating pro May 12, 2016

Urban Dictionary

A place where definitions can be written by anyone.

There are a number of retards who dislike someone for having an opinion, but there are also intellectuals out there.

OMG, I JUST GOT ON URBAN DICTIONARY AND SAW SOMEONE THAT SAID MATT WALSH WAS INTELLIGENT, I AM OFFENDED AND DEFINITELY NOT RETARDED FOR DISLIKING THIS

by Cry Liberals August 6, 2023

Urban Dictionary

A collection of mung chugging douchebags who would rather take it in their face butt holes then post a logical definition

Garrett - So urban dictionary wouldn't post my clever definition of Donatello that was more insulting and interesting then all of the others

Devin - What a bunch of anal abusive piss pump workers

Garrett - They are nothing more than genital thieving devastatingly dirty donkey dinky downers

by Baggedlunch February 28, 2011

Urban Dictionary

101 (Thousand) Hidden Sexual Innuendos (and Many Blatant but Unrealized Sexual Meanings for Just About Everything)

90% of the items on Urban Dictionary (including most of the items in the list at the left of the screen RIGHT NOW) have bizarre, obscure, perverted (often hilarious) sexual meanings, since much of the content is provided by nerds who jack off to Teletubbies.

Go on, click one. I dare you.

by teh roflman March 10, 2009