Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then the spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

- Did you hear about David getting arrested?

- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

by anonymous December 19, 2021

Unicorn

A developer with a macbook and pronouns often seen wearing designer glasses.

This is Dave, he is our senior unicorn and is specialized in front-end development using svelte.

by sarvasana March 26, 2024

The Unicorn

The act of placing a suction cup dildo on one’s forehead, then having an intimate partner ride it while proceeding to provide oral sex.

Hey Bro,I finally tried the Unicorn with my girlfriend, it was awesome.

Bro: Damn bro thats my favorite position

by Coquimaster July 31, 2019

Unicorn ride

Sexually, this is when you have a rare opportunity to be with someone magical.

Slept with Lisa last night. It was a Unicorn ride!

by Erb Toh June 11, 2020

unicorn

originally a one horned rhinoceros. This creature is mentioned as a unicorn in the King James Version of the Bible.

Job 39:9 reads "Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?"

by cowlitzron December 5, 2022

unicorn bride

Noun: a girl no one would ever think someone would marry

Yep, with that face she’s a definite unicorn bride

by xoxo May 29, 2018

Unicorn

A very rare hard to find once in a lifetime Kind of man that is wealthy, nice, and respectful, & gives freely & doesnt get pissed or expect anything in return. A man who actually just wants to help. Every sugar baby's DREAM.

yall! Its goin down! I FINALLY FOUND A UNICORN after my 29yrs of existence on this earth. !!! :) #WeAintBrokeNOMore

by BunnyNextDoorXO June 3, 2021