Tool

A guy named Chad.

Tool alert. (Translation: Chad alert.).

by Alppl July 20, 2014

tool

anyone who says "nanners"

that fucking tool Brian told me to suck him nanners.

by York Boy July 10, 2010

Mouse-ke-tool

TikTok slang for weapon/gun.

“This could be a set up” “ Its cool, just in case they try anything funny I got the mouse-ke-tool”

by FancyAF98765 December 23, 2022

Tool

A dude who usually acts like he's above everyone, sometimes referred to as a douchebag, asshole, or prick.

Person 1: Have you heard about how Tyler's been acting?
Person 2: Are you talking about Mr.Self-Important?
Person 1: Yeah, what a tool.

by SunnyFromOMORI September 17, 2023

tool

A person with a super inflated ego and mods a leased vehicle. Specifically a Honda Accord and then tries to sell it on the used car market without clear title.

Mark is such a tool did you hear his latest idea of selling his modified leased vehicle without actually owning the car? He even went so far to walk into a CarMax and the salesperson told him he can't do that. What a fucking tool LOL!!!!

by chinoloco23 February 16, 2022

Tool Box

A fuckin huge lip (a lip means dip)

Man I really need a tool box

by jimmythedipper February 12, 2015

Tool

Wrong, Russell. You are trying to get me accept principles at the level of the deontological so that you can trick someone into doing something. You are not the morality tester Russell.

Hym "And I... Have exactly ONE moral axiom. I singular moral principle. Do you remember what that principle is Russell? It is WRONG for someone OTHER THAN ME to control MY mind. No amount of trickery or lying or pretending is going to convince ME... That it should be otherwise. Even if I WERE to accept other axioms or presuppositions... Those would all STILL be entirely ANCILLARY to my core (and ONLY) principle. You are a tool. Why anyone would be wielding you thus is a mystery to me... But I can theorize..."

by Hym Iam March 14, 2025