You shit your pants so hard, so furiously, so INSURMOUNTABLY, so ABHORRENTLY hard, you burn a hole through your pants. Or at least leave a mark that looks like a gaping black hole was painted into your jeans from your asshole.
"RRRGHHH... RRRRAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!" -Patient mid surgery
"QUICK! Hurry up the procedure! He's about to go into chocolate thunder phase!" -Anxious nurse aside the surgeon
"QUICK! Hurry up the procedure! He's about to go into chocolate thunder phase!" -Anxious nurse aside the surgeon
by engineerfishmen February 20, 2021
Get the Chocolate Thunder mug.A "politicaly correct" way of saying retard.
1 Less advanced in mental, physical, or social development than is usual for one's age.
‘the child is totally Tropic Thunder’
1.1informal Very foolish or stupid.
Usage
In the sense ‘less mentally advanced in development than is usual for one's age’, retarded dates from the late 19th century. It has acquired offensive connotations in recent decades, and terms such as developmentally disabled or "being a full Tropic Thunder" are now preferred.
1 Less advanced in mental, physical, or social development than is usual for one's age.
‘the child is totally Tropic Thunder’
1.1informal Very foolish or stupid.
Usage
In the sense ‘less mentally advanced in development than is usual for one's age’, retarded dates from the late 19th century. It has acquired offensive connotations in recent decades, and terms such as developmentally disabled or "being a full Tropic Thunder" are now preferred.
by molochi May 2, 2019
Get the Tropic Thunder mug.A man’s cock that is so large, that it creates a massive thud when it drops to the ground, hence being a “Thunder Worm”
*Loud thunder noise*
Jimmy: What the hell was that?
Johnny: That was a thunder worm. Biggest cock in the galaxy.
Jimmy: What the hell was that?
Johnny: That was a thunder worm. Biggest cock in the galaxy.
by ButtHairBurrito97 May 18, 2025
Get the Thunder Worm mug.A thunder clap is when your girl goes down on your dick on last time and you nut. They call it the thunder clap for 2 reasons. 1. That's the sound her butt makes, 2. You pass out and see lightning strikes for 5 minutes
Guy 1: I just got thunder clapped
Guy 2: What was it like
Guy 1: I saw lightning strikes all over the world
Guy 2: What was it like
Guy 1: I saw lightning strikes all over the world
by Glaceon the Great November 2, 2016
Get the Thunder Clap mug.Guy 1 “dam bro I’m tryna get fucked up tonight” Guy 2 “all I got is absolute thunder” Guy 1 “what?!? The mixture of green thunder energy liquid enhancer and absolute vodka?!?” Guy 2 “hell yeah bro”
by Grayson C. Peters July 29, 2021
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Stepbro: Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt! It is!
Stepbro: Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt! It is!
by Pubeypie August 24, 2021
Get the Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt mug.An exclusive club founded by fathers with kids that play for Minnesota Thunder Academy. The Thunder Buddies get together and drink beer while their children practice soccer. A prospective member of the club must be approved by the two-person board before being accepted. As of January 2025, the club consists of two members.
Ben: Does your daughter have practice tonight?
Andy: Yes, at 5:30PM
Ben: Mine too. Thunder Buddies unite!
Andy: Yes, at 5:30PM
Ben: Mine too. Thunder Buddies unite!
by AT Spence January 10, 2025
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