Ass thunder is when you bearly make it to the bathroom, to take a #2. So the lightning is the seat hitting the toilet bowl, the thunder is you releasing your guts.
I had to sprint to the bathroom, the person next to me probably experienced the worst ass-thunder, they have have ever come across.
by alphawolfgrim April 07, 2023
A thunder drum penis is a penis that has broken free of its bounds and reached realms of size unimaginable and seemingly impossible in the 3d plain. No man has a thunder drum penis, a penis of that raw aura is just too ridiculous.
mike - "you hear about the thunder drum penis?"
jibolba - "that's just a myth, dont go spreading lies."
jibolba - "that's just a myth, dont go spreading lies."
by jibolba November 22, 2019
by botnigs October 29, 2023
A cock juggling thunder cuck describes a person who can't help but choose unhealthy relationships.
someone who gets fucked around and keeps going back.
You know they will fuck you off the minute they have something better to do
someone who gets fucked around and keeps going back.
You know they will fuck you off the minute they have something better to do
by Anomanomanomanom August 19, 2021
Faux Marijuana:
Ground Marijuana stems(Substance/Flavoring), and a SMALL amount of Maple Syrup (Binding agent) formed around a stem to resemble a bud.
Ground Marijuana stems(Substance/Flavoring), and a SMALL amount of Maple Syrup (Binding agent) formed around a stem to resemble a bud.
D: Bro jus got in some Maple Thunder...
A: Good Bro I'm out anyway.
D: It's 5 for 2.50g
A:I'll be there for it in 10
A: Bro jus got home smells like Breakfast...
A:Bro this won't even roll, it sticks too much...
D:Maple Thunder has to be smoked from a pipe...
A:Ok lemme see..
A:Bro this taste like Pancakes an barely burns...
A:WTF
A:...
...
...
D: The line you are trying to reach has been disconnected
A: Good Bro I'm out anyway.
D: It's 5 for 2.50g
A:I'll be there for it in 10
A: Bro jus got home smells like Breakfast...
A:Bro this won't even roll, it sticks too much...
D:Maple Thunder has to be smoked from a pipe...
A:Ok lemme see..
A:Bro this taste like Pancakes an barely burns...
A:WTF
A:...
...
...
D: The line you are trying to reach has been disconnected
by McDoobie&McBongsJointTreatment May 02, 2019
The Dick responsible for an epic fuck session that leaves the participants wondering, ‘What the fuck just happened”!!
When Larry received Margaret’s Venmo for rent, he was delighted that , “For bringing the Thunder-D“ was in the memo line.
by SuperFoxx March 17, 2022
Prince Andrew and I were completely thunder cunted last night.
by Hblake2317 April 22, 2015