Velvet Spoon Routine

Trying not to hit the sides of the mug with the spoon when you're stirring your brew, because the clink will wake anybody you live with up and then they will want one.

Joe: What took you so long with the coffee?
Steve: I had to do the Velvet Spoon Routine. If I hit the side of the mug, the clinking sound would’ve woken my roommate up, and he would’ve wanted one.

by NoTomorrow12 October 13, 2024

Tea spooning

Two midgets spooning!

Hey would you look at that, they are a couple of

midgets tea spooning over there!

by SoyBoi1602 December 13, 2018

yellow spooning

when you spoonin up on someone and release a warm stream of urine unto them. typically the small spoon party moans sensually

this guy was yellow spooning me last night and i'm not gonna lie, i didn't hate it

by rolo.sandwich December 17, 2019

mega-spoon

To have make love in the spooning position

Pookie and I mega-spoon under the blanket on the couch while we watch tv and his parents are in the kitchen.

by Pookiebear May 18, 2005

rhythm spoon

1. The act of spooning in rhythm

- sexual act with couples pole dancing

2. Cole said some dumb shit on Martin , so why not make it even dumber

I’m going to be boo’d up tonight, rhythm spoon

Trying to come up with a decision, rhythm spoon

Arbitration, rhythm spoon

by Kash814bche October 20, 2018

Spoon

A melee weapon in CoD: BO4 and nobody knows what it is

Nikolai after finding the Spoon: What do I do with this? Eat soup?

by Bladeachu8679 January 15, 2019

Flume spoon

Spooning on a log flume

Wanna flume spoon at Alton Towers?

by Armadillopoop November 4, 2016