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Tony

A female good looking door man. Who like to smack that ass motherfucker.
Little kid - Mommy look a Tony she's smacking that ass
Mom - Look the other way
by suckcat August 23, 2021
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Tony Poop

A series of very large, log-sized shits coming out of your anus faster than the speed of sound.
Teacher: Is Bob at school today?

Boy: Yeah, I saw him taking a Tony Poop in the urinal earlier.
by Dustyyy April 10, 2022
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toni.0z

The love of my life, perfect in every way shape and form. I admire him and want to live my life with him by my side. May we stay together forever :p
I love toni.0z, he's all I could ask for.
by voume October 7, 2025
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
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TONY

Everybody knows a Tony.

Everybody also knows a Tony’s Pizza, Italian deli, fish market, produce stand, barber, or tire shop (aka Tony’s Tires).

DEFINITION 1 (noun) — Tony the person tends to show up most as a pretty likable dude in your life, but can also be a super hot chick you follow on instagram, a favorite gym teacher, OR the drug dealer who’s never been late.

DEFINITION 2 (noun) — Tony the place tends to show up just when you need it most.

For example, you’re on a road trip and stuck in a really small town and really fucking hangry. You fire up your Yelp to see what’s around, and lo and behold, up pops a Tony’s Pizza. It has 5 Stars and the most reviews in town (always does!). You head over and suddenly find yourself eating the best slice of your life.

DEFINITION 3 (noun, adj.) — Tony the “thing” tends to show up only after you’ve accepted Tony as the Holy Grail.

Once you recognize Tony for what it actually is, you start seeing him (or her) everywhere. You see people. You see pizza parlors and barber shops. You see Tony the Tiger. You see and hear “TONY” encoded in other words, like rigatoni, stony, and the name Tonya. You might even start using Tony in casual conversation.

As an adjective, you might want to start using Tony to describe how good something is (highly recommended).

DEFINITION 4 (verb) — This is for pure Tony-enthusiasts only. Derived from Tony the “drug dealer’s” impeccable punctuality, Tony the verb means it’s very fucking FAST and RELIABLE.
Tony (n.) — “You cruising up to Tony’s later?”, “Is there a Tony’s around here?”, “I love me some good Tony”.

Tony (adj.) — “Last night was Tony, bro.”, “I was SO ton’ied at that show last night!”

Tony (v.) — “That shit got here Tony as fuck.”, “You don’t need to drive so Tony right now.”
by The First Jedi February 24, 2023
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tony santiago

if you meet a tony santiago, he's probably a great person with great looks and a great sense of humor and a great looking backPACK i was not going to say back end but that's true too. he probably plays a slightly uncommon sport if he's in a school sports team, something like waterpolo or tennis. he's a nerd but you'll love him for it, and he's in a few clubs and friend groups, but don't worry about him! tony blends in effortlessly to all of them.
oh my god have you met tony santiago?
yeah he's in my psych class... he's so cool!!
by wrendefines August 16, 2024
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Tony

Tony is just that sexy mf
“omg girls look at Tony he’s so hot” 😍😍
by Tonychoppa38 November 23, 2021
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