Power shit

when you conduct business calls and close deals while taking a shit, typically in a public bathroom, so that others can revel in your superior business prowess.

"How was your day, dear?"

"Best day of my life, hun. I wrapped up that multi-billion dollar Johnson deal in one power shit!"

by Will_Work_For_Memes July 5, 2022

Brain power

The thing we use to drive a flea around a hair strand

Pete: hey can i play kill a human being with you

Ronald: lol no you have the brain power of a pineapple pizza

by PaintedAcorns June 30, 2021

Aidan powers

Looks like chicken little

O no the sky is falling Aidan powers must be out

by Chicken little mastor January 4, 2022

power duke

When you have to take a very big shit and know you will be in the bathroom for a while.

I will be in the bathroom. I have to take a power duke!

by Amalfia January 31, 2018

Power Rapist

Anyone you have to fuck, blow or invite to a gay or lesbian show just to get ahead. Anyone who uses their power as gatekeeper to charge you a sex toll. Anyone who forces you to consent or suffer the personal, professional or financial consequences of not letting them have their way with you.

Harvey Weinstein was only Hollywood’s most infamous Power Rapist.

That dude’s a power rapist! Our sex was no more consensual than the sex that turned Sally Hemings into Thomas Jefferson’s baby mama. Sally was Jefferson’s slave, before he power raped her into becoming his sex slave, too.

All rape is about power. But, power rape is the worst. Power rapists use their position to mind fuck you into consenting!

by Ima Ender August 29, 2023

Emergency Powers

Rest by sleeping

“Where’s Duterte?”
“Idk. Emergency Powers?”

by revolush March 29, 2020

Power-wash

To power-wash is the act of ejaculating a gratuitous load of semen all over a recipient's body, starting with the face and working downward all the way to the feet, purifying them of their uncleanly ways and asserting dominance.

I worked that pussy hard and power-washed that bitch clean. She was drowning in jizz.

by Rodarkk December 26, 2016