game killer

Be it male or be it female, game killer
means someone who tries to keep
*YOU* from gettin' any.

Mother hen is a prime example of one of
many cockblockers and ballbusters.
So is the drama queen, man candy, and
the one upper. And those definitions don't
just apply to the site Gamekillers.com...

...It is for REAL.

I was trying to score a date with a girl,
but my cousin acted like a one upper, and
stole my girl. The Game killer mother-fucker did
not get any, though... he found out the hard way
the girl was a drama queen! Ha!! Serves his
lazy ass right!!!

by CDSmith1967 April 26, 2006

smiles game

A game that was played in Calapandyan in Subic, Zamabales of the Philippines when the US Navy base was there. Guys say around a high table and the first one to smile loses. A young woman under the table was the o e to make them smile but she did not talk much.

I was playing the smiles game and did not spend any money on beer because the losers had to pay.

by Valley Warrior December 27, 2017

video game

Something that you do for interactivity, not for looking at graphics. Who cares for graphics? Mario, Pac-Man, and Sonic are great and their graphics suck!

I like to play with a video game, not a DVD player.

by Rebal the Lorikeet June 6, 2005

honesty game

a game played by friends. when used to preface a statement, the following must be true. when used as a question, the following answer must be true. if either the following statement or the answer is false, an unbearable guilt will consume you to the point of masochism/ suicide.

1. statement. Honesty game, I'm a cutter.

2. question. Honesty game, Did you eat little sushi?

by dessert friend December 28, 2006

Funny Games

1. 1997 Austrian horror film directed by Michael Haneke. Recently remade and released in America by the same director in 2008.

2. A series of sadistic games, often inducing a mind fuck, where the persons participating almost always lose, resulting in death.

3. To intensionally inflict mental distress on another person. Normally the motive of which is never openly discussed.

1. Peter: Wow, I saw 'Funny Games' last night. What a weird movie, I wish the ending was more conclusive, and I wasn't to impressed by the acting, either.
Paul: That's because you saw the American release, tubby.

2. Sarah: Did you hear about that new murder case? The bodies were in terrible shape!
Alice: Sounds like funny games were played, to me.

3. Mike: That's it, time to play some funny games with the neighbors.
Jeff: What? Did their dog crap on your lawn again?
Mike: No, it's not that... Let's get some eggs.

by Heather Mason March 20, 2008

game killer

A friend who is demonstrating very poor game but is killing all potential opportunities for others. Behaviors include constant interrupting, long-winded lectures, obnoxious behavior, and instigating the girl to talk about her ex.

Man, I went out with Jim the other night and he spent the entire evening sympathizing with some girl about her breakup. He kept lecturing her about what a good man should be and why she's too good and beautiful for her ex. What a game killer.

by rice racer October 18, 2011

game squeakers

little kids, usually 10 or younger, who play call of duty or halo 3 and think its a big deal that its rated M. They typically have high-pitched voices that make you want to harm yourself, and think they're awesome at every aspect of the game they play. Usually (often in the case of call of duty) if your whole team is made of game squeakers they all try to snipe and your team ends up loosing by 900 points or more.

So i was playing Halo 3 yesterday and these game squeakers all had full hayabusa armor on, wouldn't shut up, and accidentally sniped me six times.

by pissed off squeaker hater August 24, 2010