The 69 Test is applied to books. The reader finds the 69th page and locates the ninth word of the sixth line. That word is what that they will scream the next time that they have sex. The alternate version is using the sixth word of the ninth line.
by NotAnImposter February 18, 2014
Get the 69 testmug. Ann: are you sure youre ok that im going on a date with mark?
Leslie: Yeah! Im over mark, all that matters is that we’re still friends
Ann: Breasties before testes!
Leslie: Yeah! Im over mark, all that matters is that we’re still friends
Ann: Breasties before testes!
by Defsnotateenagekidrn March 24, 2023
Get the Breasties before testesmug. 
Some phrase a teacher tell's a student especially in PE who doesn't do any work or studying in that class just because they know the work isn't for a grade. And thinks its just a period to have fun, play sports and talk with your friends etc. But in reality at the end of the quarter or whenever they have a test they will be shocked and wont know jack shit and will fuck up not only on the test but might fail the whole class as a consequence
Coach: Fritz you working
Other student: you know he never does work
Coach says to Fritz: just wait till u see the test
Fritz shouts: oh theres a test!!!
Classmate: yes dumbass
Fritz: its for a grade!!!
Classmate: yes stupid dumbass wake up and smell the coffee
Other student: you know he never does work
Coach says to Fritz: just wait till u see the test
Fritz shouts: oh theres a test!!!
Classmate: yes dumbass
Fritz: its for a grade!!!
Classmate: yes stupid dumbass wake up and smell the coffee
by itsyoboifritz2004 October 2, 2018
Get the Wait till u see the testmug. This girl sucked my dick so good I could barely say my ABC's , I deadass failed the "alphabet test" that night
by Big Mikkee March 20, 2017
Get the alphabet testmug. An often abridged version of a shit test that a woman uses to determine whether a mate is worthy of a test fuck.
fuck test example 1. Alpha male: All I had to do to get laid was show up, dress reasonably well, demonstrate a little confidence, and take her to a half-way decent restaurant for which she paid. We fucked post haste all night long.
fuck test example 2. Beta male: I spent months treating her like a queen and never even got a hand job. Meanwhile, she fucks him (alpha male) on the first date. Fuckin slut!
fuck test example 2. Beta male: I spent months treating her like a queen and never even got a hand job. Meanwhile, she fucks him (alpha male) on the first date. Fuckin slut!
by Dimebag Donny December 6, 2024
Get the fuck testmug. 