by Mindofakind November 18, 2023
Get the Tony luck mug.The myth, the man, the coffee-powered machine that somehow stays tired. Tony El Chong Cuey is the guy who drinks triple espressos for breakfast, and still yawns through life like he's been on a 72-hour bender in Vegas. Despite caffeine having zero effect on him, he remains loyal to coffee because it's not about the energy-it's about the grind.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee."
El Chong Cuey is fearless... Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee."
by Caffeine Crusher January 13, 2025
Get the Tony El Chong Cuey mug.A lot of people refer to calling tony big daddy tony because he’s just big daddy also yomaris says it alllll the time
by Skiderbachi June 10, 2021
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Someone who can't stay still when it comes to boys. She jumps to the next lad faster than you turn the channel when a sex part comes on when you're watching with your parents. She can be nice but always quite bipolar. Often finds herself settling down with abusive boyfriends. Her known soulmate starts with a "C" and ends with "M" For example; Cal U Ham. Toni usually likes to be referred as Toni-oni. Her weaknesses are the smell of smurfs. She likes to impersonate Gargelmel. A lot.
by CalUHam June 13, 2018
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Get the Scraggly tony mug.Sweet guy, a big people pleaser, and acts like a typical blond though. He will talk your head off about the things he is passionate about. His friends can be jerks though. Tony beats around the bush and sometimes is a sad betty. He says things are fine and then ruins a good mood bringing up silly things that he said wouldn’t bother him once before. Tony is polite, and can be a nice guy to get to know but watch out for that friend group. Sometimes people thinks he gets pegged only because Tony sometimes doesn’t know how to stand up for himself. He also doesn’t make sense sometimes when telling a joke. Adventures with him are fun though.
“Dude you’re still sad about that old truck you sold & the old barn that was torn down? You’re such a Tony.”
Girl 1: “Omg! Tony is a cutie”
Boy1: “i hear he gets pegged by his gf”
Girl1: “Now that I’ve thought about it… he looks like joe dirt :(”
Girl 1: “Omg! Tony is a cutie”
Boy1: “i hear he gets pegged by his gf”
Girl1: “Now that I’ve thought about it… he looks like joe dirt :(”
by _the_all_knowing_ August 19, 2023
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