thumb-tied

In texting the inability to be witty, clever (or even coherent) when it's important to make a favorable impression.

She: Huh? Wht a dorky comment.
He: Uh, sorry, I get all thumb-tied when having text with a new girl--nervous, can't think of what to say uh do you like dogs?
She: Chill. Take a Beta blocker. SYL. Not! dork.

by Richmond RichardHof February 24, 2009

Thumbs Up

You are secretly gay but don’t want to tell anybody

*puts a thumbs up*

“Oh my gosh bro. I knew it”

*you and your friend aggressively makeout*

by Pattythicc22 June 15, 2022

Thumb Junkie

The user of many a thumb. Also known as a Thumb Jockey, this is used to describe someone who is not such a fan of the traditional "2 in the pink - one in the stink" method.

Haw mate she's a pure thumb junkie

by Rossyboy619yermaw June 12, 2016

Thumb Calorie

The energy wasted on useless texting

I can’t waste another thumb calorie on this convo with you Josh and Gina

by wheresward October 22, 2018

three thumb popsicle

The Three Thumb Popsicle is a sexual act in which three men fuck a woman in the ass three dicks at once, then they extract the doodoo butter from the anus and lick eachother's thumbs.

THIS THREE THUMB POPSICLE IS FUCKING DELICOUSNESS!!

by First Lieutenant Dunn October 21, 2017

Dobani Thumb Piano

Flicking a pussy in the motion of texting (with 2 thumbs)

Dude, I gave my first Dobani Thumb Piano at the party last night!

by therealconnorgriffith December 24, 2016

Thumb Ho

A chick on social media, who posts pictures of herself half naked on a daily basis, to retrieve “likes” or comments from thirsty dudes, or other Thumb Hoes.

Dude 1: This chick is so damn fine that it’s unreal bro.
Dude 2: calm down, she ain’t nothing but a Thumb Ho..

by Don Chavez June 14, 2020