Grand Blanc East Middle School

Gbems, In grand blanc michigan is a fun little place filled with annoying ass people. All the girls are either weirdos, lululemon girls, or ghetto asf. Ur either super rich or super poor. And all the boys are weird af and ugly. We got pregnant 7th graders too, how? BC EVERYONES A HOE. too many ppl alr addicted to vaping and drinking n shit like yall are 13 calm down. The people at lunch are annoying af and the food tastes like shit. “Bacon sandwich” nigga tf thats not bacon its built like a piece of paper. If u go here i hate you a lot probably.

“Yeah im gonna start going to ems”

“WHY”
Grand Blanc East Middle School is a disgusting place.🫶🏼

by Juicypp March 15, 2023

Slap Happy Grand Pappy

An old man that loves to slap during sex.

(From Diary of a Wimpy Kid)

Jared: Oh, man. My dad's a Slap Happy Grand Pappy
Mike: Sorry to hear that.

by SeevaGooner March 28, 2023

Ariana Grande

Ariana Grande is a America singer

Ariana Grande is blazing cipher wifey

by Blazing chiper May 30, 2024

grand-putins

grandparents who are old and dying, and therefore have lost their filters as well as any flying fucks they might have given about how their words and actions affect others.

My grand-putins told me that I was touched as a child before they adopted me. What the actual fuck.

by schizodollz June 6, 2024

Ariana Grande

A Fucking ugly overrated narcissistic talentless Botox taking home-wrecking ponytail skanky trollop cunt from Florida. She is the worst musician and celebrity of all time. Her music is fucking shit and so is her singing she sounds like a combination of a rabbit being skinned alive, an angry pre teen kid screaming and raging at Roblox or Fortnite at the top of his lungs and a rusty nail on a chalkboard and she's also a fucking nasty little degenerate cunt who spits on doughnuts and makes Halloween costume jokes about murdered children most notably Jon Benet Ramsey a 6 year old girl who brutally raped, tortured and murdered and she's a victim playing sympathy seeking bitch who cried about taking Botox and making it out as if she was forced even though she was the one chose to have plastic surgery and Botox making Hundred percent her decision and responsibility and no-one else's.
To say that I absolutely I fucking hate Ariana Grande is the biggest understatement of the century and I hate arianators equally as much and I have absolutely no respect for Ariana Grande or arianators whatsoever. I've always hated Ariana Grande and her fans. I have never have liked them or respected them and I never fucking will.

Cunt is a very contemptible person and that's exactly what Ariana Grande is.
In 2019 she said that Jon Benet Ramsey would make a good Halloween costume which is absolutely fucking despicable made even worse by the fact she got away with it and didn't get it any trouble at all and she made the most non genuine fake half arsed self pitying apology. Anyone who makes jokes about children being raped and murdered are fucking scumbags and deserve be repeatedly punched in the face as hard as possible.

by PhoenixTheClass323Enthusiast June 8, 2024

Grand platinum

its a play on the ranks "Grand champion" (the 2nd best rank on Rocket League) and "platinum" (the most commun rank) since plats have a tendency to have an ego and believe they're better than people on higher ranks

"im plat and can air dribble, celling shot, double flip reset and..."

-Bro's a Grand Platinum

by ratlab June 18, 2024

Grand junction beef taco

When you piss and shit in between your partners ass cheeks then proceed give them a extra rough rim job so it looks like your eating a extra large taco

My girlfriend gave me a grand junction beef taco in my sleep last night so I made her participate in the weekly San Francisco steam train with the boys

by anonymous July 11, 2024