by Dont even trip my boy! September 18, 2021

by rabbit boy69 November 20, 2016

1. A particularly nasty piece of work. A real jackass. Someone you’d rather beat with a brick until they stop twitching then interact with. Not a nice chap by any means.
2. A jocular way to compliment your friend. Sly, sneaky, clever. Works with Magnificent Bastard as well
2. A jocular way to compliment your friend. Sly, sneaky, clever. Works with Magnificent Bastard as well
by Octagonal Revolver April 2, 2022

1) Someone who lacks cheeks.
2) Someone who's lack of convex skin on either side of their lips is replaced by stone-cold realness and an uncanny ability to cause other people's minds to become concave and introspective.
3) A person who's face is comprised of strong bones, full lips, a piercing glare, sharp ears, and a chin that is ALWAYS in check.
4) Someone so real, their realness is perceived as cheekiness.
2) Someone who's lack of convex skin on either side of their lips is replaced by stone-cold realness and an uncanny ability to cause other people's minds to become concave and introspective.
3) A person who's face is comprised of strong bones, full lips, a piercing glare, sharp ears, and a chin that is ALWAYS in check.
4) Someone so real, their realness is perceived as cheekiness.
"I want you to be honest with me because I am with you" said the Cheekless bastard
"Honesty is the best policy. To lie is a pest's priority." said the Cheekless bastard
"That Cheekless bastard is a fucking llamuffaguin."
"Honesty is the best policy. To lie is a pest's priority." said the Cheekless bastard
"That Cheekless bastard is a fucking llamuffaguin."
by Not A. Lush October 13, 2011

The look of red-faced, constipated anger that appears on normally quite quiet and placid people when exercising or playing sports.
Mrs Jones: Nevermind our Vinnie, Mavis. He’s like a little teddy bear off the pitch, that’s just his exercising bastard face.
by Fouloldron November 10, 2022

A name given to one (typically a male) who is of greater disreputable character than a simple bastard; A real dick head.
by Houston JC July 9, 2009

If you have a father and also a step father who have both left your mother before you were born, makes you a double bastard
by Audi0sl4v3 October 23, 2009
