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Shart Shopping

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"
Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!
by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014
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Window Shopping

When your admiring girls in public or online with no intention of talking to them or hooking up with them up.
Bro I was just window Shopping all these girls around here are crazy.
by elcryZ March 30, 2024
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Shopping leg syndrome

When legs hurt,ache or tingle while shopping with a female.
Wife: What's wrong with you?
Husband: My legs are tingling and are sore.
Wife : Are you acting like you have shopping leg syndrome again?
Husband: Who's acting?
by Noseblown December 4, 2018
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bucket shop

A bucket shop is a company that sells a coat of arms usually with the inaccurate name of "family crest" associated with the customer's surname nonetheless if the customer in question can claim a link to the original armiger. You can often tell if a coat of arms is from a bucket shop by looking if it has the customer's surname in the motto scroll instead of a real motto.
Tim Johnson unknowingly bought a bucket shop coat of arms associated with his surname Johnson off a family crest website.
by the real Ioseb August 24, 2022
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Vape shop

vape shop is a place online or off-line where you can buy vape products like vape pen, vape mods, vape juice, vape oil and many more.
i bought my vape pen from a vape shop
by Tonybanks300 August 2, 2018
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Shop Guys

A group of people who are obnoxious, stinky and generally dumb.
by mikeybaby69420 May 18, 2022
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