Shoot The Dog

The act of losing your shit that does not actually involve shooting dogs

Taryn: Lyndsey said your pee pee is small in Spanish
Willie: SHOOT THE DOG

by WhyMyPPsmall November 14, 2017

shoot above the rim

To shoot someone in the head or neck, the rim meaning the collar bone. Anything above the collar bone would be above the rim.

“Pop out just like a ghost with that big stick watch what I do to him,

send a bitch to the lord boy imma let them bullets uber him,

you know I shoot above the rim”

by Skreet knee gah February 8, 2025

always shoot the messenger

People don't like to hear things they don't like, so community leaders would send people the community doesn't like to deliver bad news, in hopes that they would not return. This way the community never had to directly kill people for petty reasons, as they were only guilty of bring up crap nobody wants to hear.

The caravan was attacked and you let him go, everyone knows that you always shoot the messenger of bad news!

by PinkFuzzyBunnySlippers August 23, 2023

Shoot the Du

The act of driving around (usually with friends) searching for something to do.

Guy 1: Hey dude do you have any ideas for what we're gonna when we hang?

Guy 2: Not really bro, let's just Shoot the Du.

Guy1: Sounds good to me bro, let's get into some trouble!

by Jeryy418 November 12, 2020

Shooting games

Games that girls hate

Girl: UGH, STOP TALKING ABOUT SHOOTING GAMES!!

by no no no no no no November 21, 2020

Dog Poop Shoot

A dogs poop shoot has two functions, one of which is to poop, the other one is that it can be used as a reset button if your dog is having issues.

Joe: Dude, I think my dog is about to die... it's having heart problems.
Yuri: Nah bro, if you just press your dog poop shoot, it will reset and be fine again.
Joe: Thanks bro!!

by RetardDestroyer69420 August 28, 2020

Redneck Shooting Star

A relatively common phenomenon in which a yokel in a sedan that is driving too fast for the conditions fails to navigate a turn and/or hill properly, thereby launching their car through one’s front yard. When this happens at night time, the headlights can be seen flying through the air, resembling a shooting star. Anyone seeing it happen should instantly make a wish.

“Hey Pa, look at that redneck shooting star flying down into the woods!! I just made a wish!!

by Jon the American March 17, 2024