Swedish Slingshot

When you shit in a condom and then you use it to slingshot your ass liquid at someone

somebody did a drive-by Swedish slingshot on my dad!

by Hal Wilkerson January 10, 2025

majdion slingshot

the greatest chess move ever created only used once in chess history.

Wholy crap did he just do the majdion slingshot - Byron

by magnus carlson February 7, 2025

Tuckahoe Slingshot

When a guy gets a raging hard on during oral sex or intercourse, pulls it to the side touching his leg, then lets it go, creating a slingshot motion hitting the woman in the jaw, mouth, or ass, resulting in a popping or slapping sound. It can also be called the Tuckahoe Swinging Door, the Tuckahoe Slamming Door, or the Tuckahoe Slap. Also called the Tuckahoe T-Ball Practice when a ping pong ball or practice golf ball is placed on the woman's lips and the man's hard on is used to knock or hit the ball off of her lips.

My uncle tried the tuckahoe slingshot last night, causing his date to have to schedule a dentist appointment the next morning.

by Unkk February 12, 2025

Sleepytime Swinger

When an old person in a nursing home suddenly gets a surge of strength and starts throwing hands with a nurse.

Joey gave nurse Merissa a Sleepytime Swinger when she threatened to take away his ice cream.

by Tom Cruise Dawg May 24, 2025

Cleveland Swinger

When you have a woman sit in a hammock with a hole cut into it and she defecates into you mouth. This move was pioneered by the late great John McAfee.

The best part of my trip to Belize was the Cleveland swinger the prostitute gave me.

by BenDover63 October 15, 2025

cottage cheese slingshot

Usually found on a disreputable lady OR gentlemen's floor the following morning, a congealed sample from the hairy dairy, loving raked up the insides of a discarded pair of women's underwear.

"So how was your date, Pope John Paul II?"
"Well, I got me benefits through so we had bumper bucket from Chick Chicken and 18 litres of White Lightning behind the Ladbrookes. Went back to my place. Fucking murder getting her to leave in the morning. Had to use a riot shield in the end. And to make matters worse, when I went back upstairs to throw up in me bed, I got me fuckin foot caught in a cottage cheese slingshot..."
"Between the toes?"
"Yep - under the fuckin nail..."

by nevereveragain August 31, 2013

Balls are swingin'

A slang term that loosely correlates to "I'm living the dream" or "life is good". If my balls are still swinging, I ain't dead yet.

Tony: Yo, wassup dawg?
Jeff: Oh, you know. Balls are swingin'.

by Devonelle February 6, 2015