spoon

noun. describes a type of person who takes enjoyment in stiring the pot. Someone who starts drama and problems for others with no reason at all.

That broad Sheila is a spoon. She likes to start drama for no reason.

by CLUTCH.2F June 26, 2021

not in my spoon drawer

When someone doesn't have mental or physical resources for something.

Another variation of usage of The Spoon Theory by Christine Miserandino ( butyoudontlooksick.com/spoons.htm )

I am going to do the laundry and change the bed, but dusting and preparing dinner is definetely not in my spoon drawer tonight.

We are not talking about politics at this table. I don't have that in my spoon drawer.

by DavilMorn April 4, 2024

Spoon

An extremely stupid boffer. Spoons are dull. Dull=unintelligent. Spoons are unintelligent.

You absolute spoon! Stop boffing!

by ThiccThicc December 15, 2018

Spoon-Head

A derogatory term for people of Asian descent, denoting the spoon-like nature of their cranial structure

that fuckin' spoon-head took all the damn noodles

by Suck my boot, dorkhead! January 28, 2024

dirty spoon

n: a cuddle or snuggle position where a male partner is lying on his side, pressed-in closely from behind, with a detectable erection

v: to press-in closely from behind, on one's side, as a male partner with a detectable erection

"My guy and I ended up in a dirty spoon before getting out of bed for work."

"Then he said; 'Let's dirty spoon and see where it leads...'"

by Kimuendo Entendre December 23, 2023

spoon

A stupid or foolish person whom often makes silly mistakes

Mike: Yesterday I accidentally broke the fan with my soccer ball
Jim: You're a freaking spoon, you know?

by the ninth crusader January 13, 2019

spooned

to be punched by a comically small shovel, or a spoon

John got spooned by Max during yesterday’s fight.
That must’ve hurt. At least it wasn’t a shovel.

by kyocl0ud June 27, 2021