Rusty Toothbrush

The act of defecating on a toothbrush, and then continuing to brush your teeth with it as you normally would a toothbrush with toothpaste.

Wendy: God Jen, your breath smells horrible.
Jen: Yeah, don't remind me. I got a rusty toothbrush this morning.

by Bug One August 11, 2011

Rusty Cunt

An asshole when used as a sex orifice, due to it's brown colour and ability to be used as an alternative to the vagina.

She was being a cunt, so naturally I put it in her rusty cunt. Seemed like her kind of thing.

by YeahWrite! August 6, 2010

rusty eagle

when a girl or guy shits themselves and then proforms the eagle. resulting in a big mess known as the rusty eagle

GUY: what the heck is that girl doing?
Guy: that my friend is thte rusty eagle.
GUY: wow what a mess!!

by Alex Stewart December 12, 2007

rusty lopez

while master bating with an oxidized iron pipe insert pinky into anal cavity and smear fecal matter across upper lip.

i walked into my BEQ and my roomate was giving himself a rusty lopez....so i joined him

by trent malibu July 29, 2012

rusty box

a red headed's vagina

Last night, I spent hours licking her rusty box.

by JoeMama420 March 23, 2011

Rusty BuZZkiLLaR

The act of performing an "Arabian Hot Pocket" followed by a "Rusty Burrito" and finishing up with a "Golden Shower". Totally killing the buzz of any sexual gratification.

1. Defecate into a condom and use it on the female as a dildo. (Arabian Hot Pocket)

2. Place the contents of the condom into the woman's menstruating vagina.

3. Initiate intercourse with the woman and ejaculate inside of her.

4. Immediately after ejaculation, give the woman oral sex until she orgasms.

5. After her orgasm, urinate on her face and tell her to clean up.

I told your girlfriend if she speaks out of turn again I'll give her the Rusty BuZZkiLLaR! If she talks back I'll follow it up with a Portuguese Bow Tie!

by Purple Reilly January 1, 2010

rusty pancake

The act of taking a pan fried pancake and rubbing it in your partners butthole to soak up any juices. Takes the place of syrup. DO NOT USE SYRUP. Proceed to eat pancake.

This rusty pancake tastes a little funny today, what have you been eating lately?

by SlippyJunk January 17, 2018