Rusty Toothbrush

The act of defecating on a toothbrush, and then continuing to brush your teeth with it as you normally would a toothbrush with toothpaste.
Wendy: God Jen, your breath smells horrible.
Jen: Yeah, don't remind me. I got a rusty toothbrush this morning.
by Bug One August 09, 2011
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Rusty Cunt

An asshole when used as a sex orifice, due to it's brown colour and ability to be used as an alternative to the vagina.
She was being a cunt, so naturally I put it in her rusty cunt. Seemed like her kind of thing.
by YeahWrite! August 06, 2010
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rusty eagle

when a girl or guy shits themselves and then proforms the eagle. resulting in a big mess known as the rusty eagle
GUY: what the heck is that girl doing?
Guy: that my friend is thte rusty eagle.
GUY: wow what a mess!!
by Alex Stewart November 15, 2007
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rusty mushroom

upon finishing anal sex when the male pulls out and has poop residue on his mushroom stick
Friend 1: Did you have fun with Heather last night?

Friend 2: Yea we had dinner and screwed and she let me put it in her backdoor but when we finished I had to go clean off ASAP because she left me with a rusty mushroom.
by SunDiablo August 07, 2013
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Rusty venture

The Definition of a Rusty Venture is highly disputed, but the first Rusty Venture took place in a young boys room. A Rusty Venture is when you jerk off too much and your Junk turns red.
The boy soon realized the mistake giving himself a Rusty Venture.
by RustyTimes November 23, 2010
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Rusty Venture

Verb. The most misunderstood and vile sex act in existence.

Descriptions vary from a complex excrement-enhanced onanistic act to a diving gear enhanced act of mutual ejaculate transfer.

Use of the term is generally only worth using speculatively, as the offer of a Rusty Venture generally leads to a night with mrs palm and her five lovely daughters
1) A Rusty Venture? It's when you **** the ***** with a *** in your ***** and push the sharp bit in your ****.

2) You're totally wrong, a Rusty Venture is when you push your elbow up her ******* and your **** down her throat. You then make a move like you're pumping up your bicycle and then you pull both out and **** in her ***.

3) IT'S A POOP HANDJOB!
by Blind Philip November 24, 2010
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Rusty Venture

A sex act during which a male engages in anal intercourse with a man or woman, and then attempts to explore other body parts on his partner with his penis while there is still fecal matter on it.
I had so much shit smeared between my tits from that Rusty Venture you gave me last night!
by Dr. Mrs. The Green Man November 23, 2010
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