putting a coat of paint on the door

Engaging in a sexual obligation to a significant other. Usually the act implies that the sexual encounter will be extremely laborious.

Sorry I was so late for work today. I was busy putting a coat of paint on the door for my wife.

by fredthebigreddog October 28, 2015

Put me under the car

the dumb version of the phrase: to be thrown under the bus.

Mr.V(in front of the whole class) - Some people are really behind on their work. I'm looking at you, Kate.
Kate(whispers to Sawyer) - Why does he always have to put me under the car like that?
Sawyer - ...
Erik - Did you mean 'throw me under the bus'??
Kate - woops
Erik - MR.V, KATE IS DUMB!
Mr.V - I am already aware of that.

by cup of nooodles June 08, 2020

Putting up 4 fingers

If you put up four fingers this shows that you are madly in love in haania 🫶🏼🫶🏼

“Putting up 4 fingers” damn haania I’m in love with you

by Kaneki sancha April 21, 2022

Put a bow on kai day

January 17th is put a bow on kai day.

HOLY SHIT IS JUANUARY 17TH. PUT A BOW ON KAI DAY!

by lnj3ctions January 15, 2023

Put some boots on this bitch

To report someone to the attorney general

Somebody skimmed my debit card and drained my bank account. Time to put some boots on this bitch.

by 2wEntEeE April 12, 2021

Put Horse Cock Here

I'm literally just making this so I can buy a mask that says it

plz put horse cock here uwu

by ballslapper69 December 09, 2020

i put the new forgis on the g

country man singing i put the new forgis on the g

hey dude can you sing mustard? I PUT THE NEW FORGIS ON THE G! do the thug shaker fat ass

by psyond March 23, 2023