Planticle

The phase of a seed resting in the ground once it finds a spot in the soil.

Originates from the word "cubicle" since the seed can no longer leave.

Oh boy! I just got my acorn tree into planticle phase! Now I just have to wait a few more years!

by Brickwall.PDF May 15, 2022

Planting the seed

When Dad won’t let you use the car for a date so you shoot a load on your sister’s face while she sleeps. Then place your Father’s eyeglasses and underwear next to your sister’s sleeping body so she will wake and blame your Father!!

My Dad cock blocked me from a date with the school slut; so planting the seed seemed like a good way to get back at him..

by Markymark29 June 23, 2022

plantspiration

Being inspired by living greenery for enhancing one’s space, garden, or decor.

I took a picture of her garden, for plantspiration.

by Maryonegative July 11, 2022

Plantspiration

Being inspired by living greenery for enhancing one’s space, garden, or decor.

I took a picture of her garden, for plantspiration

by Maryonegative July 11, 2022

Plantar Pussyitis

When your feet hurt from drinking too much the night before.

He had to cancel all plans after last night’s festivities led to a bad case of plantar pussyitis.

by Johnny rockets July 16, 2022

plantsturbating

When your combination of rare mental genius requires that you tend to plants to calm your mind, and you can spend hours creatively attending to and nourishing your plant children. It is technically a time waster, but feels self soothing. This only applies to plant lovers for whom the death of a plant is like the loss of a friend; love of plants required.

Omg my anxiety was off the charts, so I spent FIVE HOURS on Saturday plantsturbating and repotting my succulent collection

by ReXXXfromATX August 16, 2022

plantsturbating

When your combination of rare mental genius requires that you tend to plants to calm your mind, and you can spend hours creatively attending to and nourishing your plant children. It is technically a time waster, but feels self soothing. This only applies to plant lovers for whom the death of a plant is like the loss of a friend; love of plants required.

Omg my anxiety was off the charts, so I spent FIVE HOURS on Saturday plantsturbating and repotting my succulent collection

by ReXXXfromATX August 16, 2022